The 2012 Gathering of the Juggalos Infomercial Is Here

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Throw your dubs up, this year's Juggomercial has finally arrived. It's 23 minutes long, confirms most of the performers we mentioned on Friday, and casts the Gathering of the Juggalos as the one remaining safe haven from the "sell-out zombies" who dominate the mainstream. "Freedom still exists here with us!," beckons Psychopathic security man Chop. "Originality still exists here with us!" Originality is one way to describe this list of names that would basically never appear together anywhere else in the entire universe:

The Geto Boys
The Game
Pharacyde
Kool Keith
Master P
Onyx
DMX
George Clinton and the Parliament Funkadelic
Tech N9ne
Cheech and Chong
Bobcat Goldthwait
Ralphie May
Jamie Kennedy
Danny Brown
Warren G
Lil Easy
Glasses Malone
Bizmarkie
Raekwon
The Fat Boys
Rahzel
Project Pat
Soulfly
Fear Factory
Slaine
P.O.D.
Hed P.E.
Kottonmouth Kings
Static X
The Millionaires

Lastly, no campfires.

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2 comments
Chris Molanphy
Chris Molanphy

Bobcat Goldthwait just took part in an episode of the very tweedy NPR game show Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me! this past weekend. His participation in this has got to be the greatest all-time high/low–culture changeup ever.

TimSPC
TimSPC

Serious question: If that same line up were playing Randall's Island under a different name, wouldn't it be a big hit?

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