Fan Landers: Identity Crises From Duos-Turned-Bands And The Formerly Famous

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Are you a musician? Is your band having issues? Our new advice columnist, who we're going to call Fan Landers (a.k.a. Jessica Hopper), is ready to give you Real Talk about any problems your musical outfit might be having—whether professional, practical, or sartorial. Send your problems to sotc at villagevoice dot com; confidentiality is assured, unless you want to use your drama as a ticket to Internet microfame.

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Dear Fan,

We spent all of 2011 touring as a duo. After many missteps with many different groups of musicians, we decided that the only way we were ever going to get on the road was to do it all on our own. We both sang and played a variety of instruments—guitars, banjos, mandolins, keyboards, etc. In an effort to make up for the lack of a rhythm section, we employed as many percussion instruments as we had arms or legs for—egg shakers, tambourines, a kick drum, sleigh bells...

After a whole year of this, we decided to record an album with a drummer. It worked out splendidly, and in preparation for our upcoming tour, we added a full-time drummer to our lineup. Unfortunately, our year of hard work is now working against us sometimes. With over 125 live shows under our belt, there is plenty of online content featuring just the two of us. No matter how many times I reiterate to venue bookers that we used to be a duo, but NOW are a trio ("here are links to videos of us playing loud stuff, I promise"), some of them still just don't get it. We have received several responses from clubs telling us that they book bands, and maybe we should try something "more suited our sound, like a coffee shop".

I guess my question to you is, do we A) take down what content we have of us as a duo (which I would rather not do); B) get offended ("Oh, do you know of any coffee shops in your area where we can set up electric guitar amps and a drum kit?"); or, C) Just suck it up and hope that sooner or later people will get that, yes, we are in fact, a band.

Anonymously yours,

-Miss Shevaughn & Yuma Wray

M.S. & Y.W.,

I gotta give you some dap for being dedicated and D.I.Y., 125 shows in a year is a lot of hard work and I hope you see that pay off on your next tour.
A.) You are right to want to keep all the duo content up. Leave that be. Having plenty of Googleable content is always a plus. B) Don't get offended; lots of promoters are dickish, because they as some of the most harried and put-upon people in the musical ecosystem.

I'm going to go with option C., but with some modifications. You are going to have to just hope people catch up with you, but you are going to make that path easy. You've done the right thing on your site by making the with-drummer tracks prominent and obvious. The band logo is obviously from yr just-a-twosome days and it makes me think you are a psychedelic comedy duo, or possibly a hippied out version of She & Him. The press quote up top would make me think you guys are a classy, but bedroom-volume country act. Maybe nix that or move it or trim it so it's more like "This band is awesome". You have to get your aesthetic ducks in a row. Keep your logo if you want, but make it smaller; make the background/graphics rest of the site something with less flowers. If you wanna do flowers think Gram Parsons—put some drunk-in-the-desert swag into it. Make your message cohesive. Everything on your site and everything you send out needs to re-enforce what kind of band you want these bookers (and everyone else) to think you are.

You are half-right in posting a video with the new lineup, but this rehearsal space video where you are shown seated with a banjo, playing to no one and it's daylight doesn't exactly scream "rock band."

Why don't you invite 22 (or however many it would take to sardine the room) enthusiastic friends into the same space, turn off the overhead lights, and do a four-song "show" and really sell it. You and the bearded guitarist need to undo your ponytails, dress the part and make sure it's loud. Have two people film it (one on a camera and one on a phone); post the one that's more blown-out and makes you seem like even with yr banjo and such, you are still capable of crushing it. Don't be afraid to reapproach people and point them in the direction of yr new videos. Another option is try and rope in a local headliner who are more of a rock band—or one who has a moderate draw, so the promoter won't care if the middle of a three-band bill is a little quieter.

Have a safe tour,
Fan

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ananana

These are fun. The only dumb thing is that these questions are not about std's. Why all the secrecy? Most of these bands want exposure, but they're too self-conscious to link their band name to their questions, which would help people understand them and take interest. I'm a musician and I can relate. If I could see the bands' website, hear their music (like the writer can), I can better benefit from reading this advice column AND possibly discover some new music. Everyone is so ashamed of self-promotion, even when it's not shameless and incidental (like here), yet they get bummed by their obscurity and ask a million questions on how to succeed. We all need to get over the self-imposed curse that is a musicians self-censoring of their very real ambitions (myself included). As to not be a hypocrite, my name is aleks tomaszewska, formerly of Aleks and the Drummer, and I'm currently laying low as Magic Key, but plan to shamelessly self-promote, as painful as it is, when I'm ready.. (very soon). thank you. :)

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