Fuck A Critic: What's A Dog Think of New Releases From Meek Mill, Taylor Swift, Aerosmith, and More?

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Meek Mill, "Dreams and Nightmares"
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Ears perk up immediately at tinkling piano intro, tilts head to left at :09 when Meek says "You ready?" and barks sharply at the "Uh...uh" that follows at :12. Looks around, runs in a circle, stops and stares at speakers as strings join in. Tilts head to right, then immediately left, when bass comes in at 1:39 and Meek raps "Hold on wait a minute, y'all thought I was finished? When I bought an Astin Martin y'all thought it was rented?" Growls, tail wagging, looks distressed, two more sharp barks. Looks around, scurries across room, jumps into dog bed, jumps out of bed and runs back to speakers. Starts panting, spins around in circle. Stares at speaker. Barks again at final "whoop!" at 3:38. Through all of it, never once says "Rap is often about contradiction, of wanting to stay humble and true while still stunting." Everyone wins.

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throwbookatface

I don't know that  should be overjoyed or really upset that someone got paid to write this in an unemployment crisis.

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