Does Michael Bolton Have Soul? An Illustrated Guide

You could invite him over to your apartment to hang out with your pet armadillo, drink beers, and watch Old Yeller, and see if he cries when the dog gets shot:


You could slice him open with a chain saw and see if any soul spills out:


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