Does Michael Bolton Have Soul? An Illustrated Guide
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You could have a doctor weigh him, then have him drink some cyanide-laced water, and then after he dies, weigh him again (taking into account the water he just drank, of course) and see if he's 21 grams lighter:
Or you could just take Michael Bolton's word for it that he does, indeed, have soul:
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