Valentine's Day Special: The Soundtrack of Love, Behold... The Arctopus Style
Ratt: "Lovin' You's A Dirty Job"
Mike Lerner: Deep down I'm sure this is a sweet love song but on the surface it's raunchy and I imagine all of the 'dirty jobs' that go along with love making. Plus it kinda negs the woman suggesting she's gross and nobody else but me can take care of "business." I have a thing for 80s male chauvinism.
J.Geils Band: "Love Stinks"
Weasel Walter: A classic sentiment and video, directed by Chuck Statler, the genius behind the early Devo films like "The Truth About Devolution." An old guy playing two trumpets at once on a pogo stick and a guy playing snare drum with a fish? Now you're talking.
Aaliyah: "Rock the Boat"
Lerner: Aaliyah was hot and died too soon. I hate when hot chicks die. This song's lyrics read like an instruction manual that I routinely follow whenever pleasuring a hot chick. Which is often. Many hot chicks owe owe their pleasure to Aaliyah.