Valentine's Day Special: The Soundtrack of Love, Behold... The Arctopus Style

Categories: Weasel Walter

Jilted Brides Left At The Altar
Walter: The Weez has a thing for Diane Sawyer. And jilted brides.

Van Halen: "Hot for Teacher"
Lerner: Maybe the number one teenage boy fantasy is boning that one teacher who's about 26, wears that low cut blouse and smells like heaven. Plus David lee Roth rules.

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Urinary Tract Infection From Sever Pus Clots: "Untitled"
Walter: This is just the thing to get you lovers in the mood.

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