The 10 Douchiest Drummers of All Time

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By Nate Jackson

What would music be without a beat, a rhythm or a backbone? Though they qualify as the first instruments ever created, the drums are probably the last thing most music fans can live without. And while we worship plenty of drummers in modern music, there are some Gods of Thunder who might actually deserve to be struck by lightning. It's only natural that having the biggest instrument in the band will lead to some smug attitudes, inflated egos and dumbass behavior. But when it comes to narrowing down the douchiest drummers of all time, there's a handful of them that definitely stick out. Here is our list of the 10 Douchiest Drummers of All Time.

See also: Top 10 Douchiest Guitarists of All Time

10) Terry Bozzio
Terry Bozzio doesn't necessarily come across as the biggest egomaniac in interviews or even during his concerts. It's more or less his monstrous drum kit that is the real douchebag in this situation. Why someone would EVER need 30 toms and two dozen cymbals to play the drums in ANY genre is beyond us. And why does every solo begin with this obligatory need to tap every fucking gong and wind chime he owns? We're willing to concede that anyone good enough to play drums for Frank Zappa deserves a little extra room to stretch out. That doesn't mean create a kit that looks like something you could strap wheels on and drive around on the set of Mad Max.



9. Meg White
Most drummers are familiar with the term "ride cymbal." In the case of Meg White from the White Stripes, it always seemed to feel as though she was playing a free ride more than anything else. Someone tell us, does this woman even qualify as a drummer? At times, watching her try to keep a beat behind Jack White's furious blues guitar was like throwing a cat in the pool and watching it try to swim. It was painful. Sure, the White Stripes always prided themselves on keeping things simple. But really? That simple? There are literally thousands of women who could have made the White Stripes more formidable in the rhythm department. Does that mean add a bunch of crazy drum solos, bells and whistles? No. But if you're gonna play virtually the same beat for every song, play it well.

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zdeb77
zdeb77

Don Henley alone should qualify for three slots on this list.

MusicStewOnKCHW.org
MusicStewOnKCHW.org

Your list is spot on, except for one entry - Meg White! I'm not saying that she is the most talented or technically skilled drummer, but damn, she can mash the shit out of those drums, and keep a pounding rhythm WITHOUT the inclusion of a bassist in the band. Not many bands can say that. Try listening to her play on "Icky Thump" once more, and I think you'll see my point. 

Question
Question

"...his verbal stance against Spotify; lashing out at its creator, Sean Farmer; and refusing to put the band's music on the site." Am I missing something? The Black Keys' music has been on Spotify for ages.

son_of.horus
son_of.horus

lmao haters everywhere! lars doesnt need an excuse, he helped found Metallica and kicks the shit out of those drums. And you know what, you Napster-banging fags? It is stealing, and an artist should be able to say fuck you, give me money for your entertainment. Thats what they are. Musicians are entertainers, simple as that. 

martinksambleben
martinksambleben

Another Lars hater, do u know what went befor that day in the video. Noo we alle have bad days. and if there is some personal things barthering, NO one can be 100% there.. what have u accomplised.. u can write wooow bravo assfuck.. hop i havnen spasser.. 

martinksambleben
martinksambleben

another lars hater, what have u accomplised. u can write wooow amacing.. fuckhead..

aenematron
aenematron

Blog posts can have ideas and logic in them, fyi. Not just unjustified opinions. "Why does this drummer do things I don't think are good? What a douche!"

umad
umad

Douchiest blog of all time: Sound of the City.

hearsz
hearsz

Animal a scene stealer? Have you never heard of Miss Piggy???

JohnnyDeep
JohnnyDeep

PERFECT list. Even Bozio in there can slide -- I mean yer reasons are totally legit.

Just a perfect list.

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