How Much Band In-Fighting is Too Much?
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I play guitar for the band [Redacted].Our lead singer is a bitch. Honestly, she isn't a bitch at all, she just isn't good a communicating and comes off as a bitch. I finally figured this out and learned to disregard and negative vibes I got from her, but our new drummer and bass player have a hard time doing this. She will comment on the way they played something, the bass player or drummer will get totally offended, retaliate by launching an insult at her, and a battle breaks out which ruins our practice. Half the time someone quits the band, only to show up at the next practice. Our shows are great because there are no negative conversations during the set and everyone plays well because it's fun and happy. But at practice, there is such a crappy vibe that everyone plays poorly, causing others to point out their mistakes, pissing everyone off more. What do I do?
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This is a really common problem, actually. No one likes criticism, few are humble enough to accept it, especially and maybe particularly from a lead singer who doesn't play an instrument and who has an opinion about everything. You, given your blessed powers of discernment, have come to understand she is not a bitch (how charitable!) and so it's your job to talk to her and to your new band mates and see if you can sow some understanding and keep your band from poisoning each other, literally or figuratively.
Set aside some time to talk to your singer, outside of the confines of the rehearsal space. Daytime, over a meal but not more than one drink, and not immediately following a band practice is ideal so it's not heated. Start out easy, talk about how she thinks the new kids in the band are working out, tell her what you think is working, partake in a little creative assessment and then, in a gentle way, address the issue of how she communicates with them. Tell her you understand that you want things to be perfect too, and it stresses you out as well, and that you think that she is coming off in a harsher way than she intends and you fear she might be scaring the new band mates off--that they react really defensively and you feel like it's really impeding your work as a band.
Keep it simple and direct, and do not use the word bitch to her face. Women, in and out of bands, who have vision and are not timid about their power, who know what they want and work towards it, women who are driven and ambitious or aggressive are written off as bitches their whole lives long. Keep that in mind in this situation, that your singer may be used to getting that kind of pushback and is coming in defensive and ready to fight for her opinions and ideas. Your approach to her has to be neutral and encouraging, but real about what all this negative vibing is doing; she's no baby. Tell her it makes you not want to come to band practice sometimes. Let her know her behavior is having repercussions. Remind her that you know her and don't take it personally, but you think the new hires do.
Are her criticisms nitpicky? Does she usually have a good point? Are her expectations too high? Do they serve a purpose? Or do you think that it's a matter of wanting control? Being in a democratic and uncontrolled creative situation can be tough for control freaks. The next two-three practices, try to really suss out whats going on so you can be straight about it. Perhaps she can hold the critique until the end of practice and then say something, or bring up what's not working and everyone can go over the song once or twice to try specific changes.