Worst of Coachella 2013: Weekend Two

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Nate Jackson
This Is a Brain Hemorrhage
Brain Hemorrhage: The Drink
Coachella campers come up with some really weird and disgusting mixed drinks to pour down their gullets. One campsite we encountered -- with Marines! -- was busy knocking back a concoction they dubbed a "Brain Hemorrhage." It's peach schnapps with Bailey's Irish cream spooned on top (curdling in the summer heat) with red grenadine dropped in the middle. Due to the different chemical compounds in the drink, the red grenadine forms a red streak in the middle of the cup that is supposed to look like a brain stem. Hmm. Maybe we'll just have a Sierra Nevada. -Nate Jackson

See also: We Hang Out With Some Crazy Marines Drinking Their Asses Off at Coachella

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Ryan Cox
Amateur Videography
You're shooting the show with your iPad, seriously? FYI, your beautiful retina screen display still looks like shit from 100 feet away. -Ryan Cox

Dude Who Shaved His Chest a Week Ago
Maybe he did so for week one. But now all of his tiny gross hairs were growing in. [Shiver.] -Ben Westhoff

Bizarre Bro Ritual
Walking through the main stage grass after Phoenix's headlining set Saturday night, we happened upon a pack of bros engaging in a strange ritual: They were drunkenly scooping up the crushed water bottles and beer cans littering the ground and hurling them at each other, knocking one another to the ground only to rise and do it again in a fit of giggles. They went on like this for about ten minutes. Riveting. -Andrea Domanick

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