Big Sean's Verse on "All Me" Is Verse of the Year
Big Sean is stupid. The dude expected to get laid for saying the words "ass-tray." That's a level of intergalactic overconfidence most of us can only dream of orbiting. Nobody knows why Big Sean is famous, except for Kanye West, who seems bewilderingly taken by the walking snapback he signed almost seven years ago. He has not been responsible for a single non-hilarious piece of music throughout his entire career, his biggest hit is literally called "Dance (A$$)," and even that had to gratuitously sample a song nobody has taken seriously throughout the entire history of pop culture. He is the only XXL freshman to be outclassed by Donnis. He's had a career served up on a silverplatter, but he feels entirely justified to walk around with a giant chip on his shoulder. In a generation of Macklemores and Flo Ridas, Big Sean is still somehow the biggest cornball to ever grace the Hot 100.
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So when we first heard Big Sean's verse on "All Me," we all thought it was really funny. We're used to Big Sean sounding like an idiot, but this was a whole new level. Seriously, what was this guy doing? Why does it sound like he is falling off a cliff when he yells "HO, SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Why does he try that weird little Lionel Richie run when he says "tiiIIiime," why does that weird double-time thing in the middle sound so hopelessly out of sync? Why does this verse have absolutely nothing in common with the moody themes of the overarching song? Why didn't Drake ask Big Sean to try another take? Why is Drake even friends with Big Sean? How often does Drake ignore Big Sean's texts? These are just a few of the questions the internet asked itself while endlessly playing the verse again, making sure it all wasn't just a dream.
Months passed, Nothing Was The Same was released, and "All Me" was picked up by the radio, and on it Big Sean's verse is infectious, his enthusiasm is resonant. He's a cocksure fratboy freestyling on top of a tapped keg. He finally figured it out. Party Rap is not subtle, but it is wise, and Big Sean boiled it down to its wonderful essentials. He turned artifice into art. And it's enthralling. Even Drake has taken to rapping it acapella at his live shows when performing the song.