The Official Power Rankings of When White People Feel Comfortable Rapping the N-word

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White people love rap music, and white people love rapping along to rap music. This means white people are often faced with a choice of either saying the n-word loud and aggressively, or leaving an awkward, noticeable, self-conscious gap in the middle of their enthusiasm. Obviously when white people rap the n-word they're not trying to offend anyone's sensibilities, but that doesn't make it any less weird. It's a complex situation, which is really funny, because watching white people stress out about their fake-activism is always a wonderful time. So to shed some light, and encourage some honesty, we put our heads together with the nations top scientists, and put together the official power rankings of when and where white people feel comfortable rapping the n-word.

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#1 - At night, alone in a car, with windows rolled up.

#2 - Anything involving Drake.

#3 - At a mid-afternoon Lupe Fiasco set at Lollapalooza.

#4 - At any bar that serves $7 shots named after Family Guy characters.

# 5 - While Fat Joe is rapping.

#6 - Minutes after purchasing a limited edition Mountain Dew beverage.

#7 -Throwing up a finger gun in the sideways gangsta-style five minutes before Machine Gun Kelly comes on.

#8 - At literally any Odd Future show.

#9 - At Hot Topic.

#10 - As Killer Mike performs at Pitchfork Music Festival, Ryan Schreiber looking on, a single tear rolling down his cheek.

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9 comments
Christopher Brown
Christopher Brown

'N-word'??? They NEVER have a problem saying cracker, honky or any other anti-white slur. Maybe those words should be referred to as 'C-word' and 'H-word'.

Steve Kalan
Steve Kalan

Kacry Musgrave is Nashville's rising star give her a listen "Merry go round"

Christopher Brown
Christopher Brown

It's my freedom of speech being a US-Born American to say whatever I want, when I want... But I refuse to listen to (c)rap. I only listen to music.

Nichole875
Nichole875

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Brian Perfect
Brian Perfect

You fly with the pigeons, you will step on shit.

Karen Hollis
Karen Hollis

If I sing Ying Yangs "saltshaker" I have no choice.

tNYC
tNYC

@Christopher Brown wow people still call hip-hop music (c)rap? Thats like... 1993 rock vs. rap middle school shit. Grow up. Music is music. You should listen to A Tribe Called Quest, or Dilla. 

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