Our Most Anticipated Albums of the Year
Modest Mouse - We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank: 7th Anniversary Deluxe Edition
After collectively deciding they were utterly tired of being a band anymore, Modest Mouse are releasing an expanded and remastered version of 2007's We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank. Why a 7th anniversary edition? Because We Were Dead is just about the 7th best Modest Mouse album. Bonus tracks include 45 minutes of Isaac Brock sighing into a microphone.
Roomba Gooding Jr. - The Big Czechowski
This is shaping up to be the most ironic album ever recorded. I am told that their lead singer has a moustache.
Taylor Swift - Reign in Blood
The second part of her Red trilogy, Reign in Blood is said to deal with some of the darkest issues Taylor has ever addressed. The new songs are rumored to be about love, loneliness, the ritualistic self-flagellation after burning and eating the corpses of your enemies suspended in reverse crucifixes, and pets.
Sufjan Stevens - Another Goddamn Fucking Christmas Album
Another goddamn fucking Christmas album from artist-we-used-to-be-excited-about Sufjan Stevens.