Cerebral Ballzy vs. Pissed Jeans: Who Should You See This Sunday?

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Pissed Jeans
For the discerning punk rocker, this Sunday, February 9th presents an epic dilemma for the ages: which amazing band should you go and smash shit up with? Pennsylvania's Pissed Jeans at the Knitting Factory, or Brooklyn's Cerebral Ballzy at the Gramercy Theatre? Let's weigh up the options...

See also: The Oral History of NYC's Metal/Hardcore Crossover

The Bands

Pissed Jeans
Allentown natives and Philly residents Pissed Jeans have been going hard for 10 years and aren't afraid to make the kinds of sounds that make you want to hurl your disaffected head full-force into a concrete post, just out of sheer solidarity. Signed to Sub Pop and four albums in, the older they get, the more irritable they are--which is just how we like it.

Cerebral Ballzy
Snotty, charismatic and infused with all of the fuck-you rage of early Black Flag, Brooklyn's Cerebral Ballzy, have been a much-needed adrenaline shot to the heart of New York's hardcore scene since they formed in 2008. Live, this quintet is raw and chaotic to a degree that sometimes borders on terrifying. Which is awesome. Obviously.

Song Topics in Summary

Pissed Jeans: a deep sense of malaise, trying really hard not to be sexist, saying no to everything, feeling uncomfortable everywhere, working in an office, distrust of online dating, distrust of the medical profession, distrust of attention seekers, distrust of humans in general.
Typical lyric: "Thought I heard some sobbing/ They're really gonna miss that guy/ Inside I'll be laughing/ 'Cause you're dead -- you died" ("Cafeteria Food").

Cerebral Ballzy: saying no, taking drugs, drinking 'til you hurl, pizza, the evils of consumerism, causing havoc, disobedience in all its forms, a distrust of authority, saying no some more.
Typical lyric: "Back the fuck up/ Your existence is a nuisance/ Propaganda propagating fucking douches" ("Don't Tell Me What to Do").

Location Info


Knitting Factory Brooklyn

361 Metropolitan Ave., Brooklyn, NY

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The Gramercy Theatre

127 E. 23rd St., New York, NY

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