Other Things Drake Is Disgusted By

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Yesterday Drake said he was disgusted by Rolling Stone for doing their jobs, exposing to the world that Drake is, in fact, the man we've all hoped he was. To celebrate this momentous occasion, we have collected a list of other things Drake is disgusted by.

See also: Drake Goes Full Degrassi on SNL

1. That time Birdman pretended that he didn't hear him.

2. Nicki Minaj hugging her attractive brother.

3. LeBron laughing off his not-completely-joking idea of playing point guard for the Heat.

4. Hugh Hefner saying "who the fuck are you."

5. The Michael J. Fox Show getting cancelled.

6. Too much tini in the martini.

7. Seth dumping Anna from season one.

8. The treble sounding a little tinny on his In The Aeroplane Over The Sea record.

9. The Pixies EPs.

10. Fucking up his card trick at 40/40 Club.

11. Chapped lips.

12. Girl texting his phone when another girl is using his phone to take a picture.
No mention in Questlove's book.

13. When he missed that text from Kerry Washington.

14. Botching a crucial athletics check that sent his half-elf warrior plummeting to his death.

15. The sort of activities you can partake in when playing Grand Theft Auto V.

16. People who don't use baby-wipes when they poop.

17. Small boobies/butt.

18. The word "penetrate."

19. Unscented lotions.

20. Accidentally biting his lip during "Worst Behavior."


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6 comments
lund519
lund519

What an asshole.  Isn't he getting a little too old for this music genre?  Time for some new young discoveries... 

Leopold Bloom
Leopold Bloom

the second sentence is weird, run it by your editor for me luke?

Leopold Bloom
Leopold Bloom

too bad there's not a pulitzer for list compiling. you would def be congratulating the winner when someone else won it. good try luke

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