The Five Funniest Coachella Craigslist Ads For Hookups and Casual Encounters

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There's something undeniably erotic about Coachella. Perhaps it's the triple-digit heat that gets you hot and heavy, or maybe seeing some of your favorite bands all in one weekend gets your juices flowing. Or, most likely, you're in your twenties so you're perpetually horny by default.

But who has the time and energy to charm that cutie in front of you during the Replacements' set? You have three short days here, so you gotta cut to the chase. Smart festival goers who think with their head hop on over to Craigslist for their festival, er, festivities.

Here are five of the most...interesting personal ads on the site from those looking for a little festival fuck.

See also: Coachella: Band and Drug Pairings Guide

5. Mom?!

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This couple looks like your parents but party like your freshman year of college. Oh, and they say they're 36, and they probably were...a decade ago.


4. Stanky-sock-tonia

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If there's one thing there's no shortage of in the desert, it's sweaty socks. Lucky for you boys, this person is willing to pay for your very own version of Stanktonia. Oh, and pictures are required, because you don't want to stick just anyone's sock in your face, amiright?


3. Don't Go Down That Road

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Because nothing says safe sex like an online ad inviting you to hook up with a stranger at a place on Shady Lane.



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