Last Night a DJ Lost His Life, or DJ Khaled Was Murdered on Twitter

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Screengrab of First Take
Last Tuesday, a 300 + pound walking, talking sack of excrement with a beard named DJ Khaled attempted to out windbag Stephen A. Smith and Skip Bayless on that duo's completely terrible but undeniably watchable show First Take. Not that surprisingly, he succeeded. Because Khaled is a Next Level Bullshitter who makes his living creating the soundtrack for the type of people who think bottle service is a great idea. Even next to Stephen A. and Skip B--who can sling nonsense with the best of 'em--he managed to spin a magical soliloquy of strung-together platitudes, unearned confidence, and epic braggadocio, proclaiming that the Miami Heat, his team, would easily take the next three games in the then-tied one-one series, choking the life out of the San Antonio Spurs, who he claims cheated to win the first game of the Finals. Well, we all know the opposite happened, the San Antonio Spurs won three games straight, absolutely drubbing the Heat in what was the biggest lopsided NBA Finals ever. Naturally, all week, Twitter has been outraged at Khaled. Last night, they murdered him.

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Because of course they did. There is nothing we love more than seeing a self-proclaimed winner lose. That's why the Heat falling short feels so good. Or why Donald Trump filing for bankruptcy can lift your spirits. It's always fun to watch a brazen asshole slip in a puddle of his own outsized ego, and so angry Spurs and Heat fans have unloaded on Khaled (who has been silent since his team hit the skids) since his monumentally terrible prediction. Spurs fans are angry about his lack of respect. Heat fans feel he cursed the already most-hated team in the NBA.

It's been a hard week for this guy. Let's dive in:

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noreenbherr
noreenbherr

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Rob Lox
Rob Lox

Dj khaled looks like the sultan from aladdin

Ron Anderson
Ron Anderson

It would be great if your name was Tony.

Andy McPants
Andy McPants

all weeklies in big cities are turning into buzzfeed - as all things that trend keep trending ..

John T Sahtila Jr
John T Sahtila Jr

I thought it was another stupid Complex article.. Was surprised it was the Voice.

Lynnette Suarez
Lynnette Suarez

The voice has become a shitty hipster version of buzzfeed! Who the fuck is Brian mcmann? Nobody ! Exactly

Ben Taylor
Ben Taylor

And Brian McManus was there with a shovel to bag it up, repackage it, and share it here on Facebook.

Alex Wukman
Alex Wukman

So he wasn't actually murdered and isn't really missing, he's just not on Twitter after he bragged that the Heat would win the Finals. I feel misled.?

Teddybear Peck
Teddybear Peck

He's still around? Hopefully not for long. Parasite to the music industry.

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