The Five Sexiest Ugly Guys in Music

Categories: 2013

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The music industry has a long history of allowing people who should never be getting laid getting laid. It's part of the deal when you become a superstar. James Blunt is still getting laid, the dude from Keane is still getting laid, somewhere around Ole Miss, Bubba Sparxxx is getting laid.

It's a very unique psychological effect, something I call the "sexy ugly guy." Where a flabby, antisocial, or otherwise awkward star stumbles into sexiness out of circumstances and a few adorable quirks. It's a beautiful thing that lets the general public know that, hey, we're only one hit away from being the apple of the world's eye. Here are our five favorite sexy ugly guys.

See also: The 10 Best Male Rappers of All Time


Lil Wayne
He stands at 5'6, he's covered in tattoos, he's got an awful piercing in his lip, and he may be biologically dependent on codeine. But that doesn't matter, because Lil Wayne is supposed to be a possessed weirdo, and possessed weirdos are sexy. We generally take our bad boys with only the bare minimum of redeemable qualities, and the petrified, walking corpse of Weezy only compliments his essence. He brags about sex because he knows, deep down, that he needs to keep up the mirage as long as possible. Tight jeans, hat pulled low, and a Styrofoam cup. It makes for an iconic silhouette, and Wayne will milk it for as long as he can.


Axl Rose

I'll always love how Stephanie Seymour towers over Axl Rose in the "November Rain" video, in one of the many, many wedding dresses he probably ravaged over the course of his career. Axl will always be an awkward looking fellow, his bizarre copper hair too often tied in proto-KoRn braids, his pallid skin mottled by several lifetimes worth of debauchery. Nobody has tried so hard to be sexy. It's hard up there standing next to Slash, and he holds his own mostly through the undeniable magic of being Axl Rose.


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