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**OnlineHost** Welcome to Andrew Bird Beacon Theater Soundcheck Chat! |
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flip_the_bird: i'm here with one-man band insane music prodigy andrew bird
thank you for allowing me to tag along with you for one of your shows! |
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flip_the_bird: it's my pleasure, andrew! and it's true that i'm a one man band. i play all my own instruments. for solo performances, i often play along with recordings of my performances on other instruments in lieu of other band members |
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flip_the_bird: you are probably the greatest person in the entire world |
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flip_the_bird: oh stop it you |
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flip_the_bird: well i'll get out of your way, let's see you play some music |
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flip_the_bird: hell yeah this is how andrew bird jams the jive
/hauls own equipment onstage
/sings, plays guitar |
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flip_the_bird: /sits in front of drum set, plays drums |
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flip_the_bird: /moves to stage left, plays standup bass |
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flip_the_bird: /clears throat
/walks down to seats, sits down, stands up
WOOO YEAHHHHH |
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flip_the_bird: /walks back up to stage
THANK YOU VERY MUCH |
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flip_the_bird: so hey everybody, make sure to check out the merch table back there! |
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flip_the_bird: /walks over to merch table, buys own album
/takes out $10 bill from right pocket, transfers to left pocket |
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VenueManager: Hey, what's going on in here? You're not supposed to be playing for another eight hours. I'm going to need to ask you to leave. |
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flip_the_bird: WHAT THE
/clocks VenueManager in the face |
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VenueManager: *gurrrk*
/unconscious |
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flip_the_bird: there are only three things in this world
the dirt, the sky, and ANDREW FR*CKIN BIRD |
