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**OnlineHost** Welcome to Britney Spears Spycam Chat! |
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SpearsAndLoathing: what if i brought out a bear cub on a leash and just started bitin' it until it died |
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SpearsAndLoathing: oh mah gaw i bet the paparazzi wouldn't let me just live my life then, would they |
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SheikAdnan: No, Brit Brit, they wouldn't! |
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SpearsAndLoathing: what if i put lil jayden in my mouth an then stuck muh head in the head of a crocodile, i bet they would do anything for that picture, huh |
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SpearsAndLoathing: /personality change
ooooh mah darling babies, come give momma a hug darling babies!! |
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SheikAdnan: You froze your children in carbonite and sold them to the Hutt, my darling flower. |
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SpearsAndLoathing: oh mah fuckin' gaw what is a fuckin' hutt why won't you leave me aloneeeee
/personality change
/personality change |
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SheikAdnan: It's a fictional character from the Star Wars films, honey, I don't even know if carbonite is an actual thing. |
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SheikAdnan: I was just trying to be funny. You actually left them in the charge of the cast of Moesha. |
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SpearsAndLoathing: /pulls out breast
oh you want me don't you that's why you been across the club tryin' to make me laugh |
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SheikAdnan: what |
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SpearsAndLoathing: /breathes heavily for several minutes |
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SpearsAndLoathing: where is my son daniel |
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SheikAdnan: I think you're thinking of Anna Nicole Smith |
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SpearsAndLoathing: where is my trimspa i need a fix trimspa babyyyy
like my bodddddy
want some muuuuuhney |
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SheikAdnan: also anna nicole smith |
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SpearsAndLoathing: why am i currently filming the film "the naked gun 33 1/3" ?? |
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SheikAdnan: Brot-brot I think you're tired, maybe you should lie down. You've had a hard day of getting into cars and walking from that car to a different one. |
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SpearsAndLoathing: why are
/personality change
/personality change
/personality change
BACK UP OFF ME BOY |
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SheikAdnan: Honey, calm down, I'm giving you my direct attention! Look! I'm looking right at you! Attention! You have it! |
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SpearsAndLoathing: ohhhh
/opens legs
/every satellite in orbit stars going off
the music has got me a rhythm, ready for action, music has got me a missionary position, of sex |
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SpearsAndLoathing: /inadvertantly creates hit song |
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SpearsAndLoathing: WHO ARE YOU, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOME, GET OUTTT |
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SheikAdnan: Do it again, but as Alex Rodriguez |
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SpearsAndLoathing: BOY I SWURR
/personality change
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SpearsAndLoathing: /opens umbrella
Oy say guv-nah, what a spot of tea we're 'avin today, innit |
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SheikAdnan: okay, I'm gonna go watch some TV, you want to go to bed afterwards |
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SpearsAndLoathing: yeah all right |
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SpearsAndLoathing: hey, how much more mileage do you think I can get out of having worn a school girl outfit once when I was a teenager? |
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SheikAdnan: I don't know, but if it was a fossil fuel it could drive me to the moon on a fucking quarter-tank. |
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SpearsAndLoathing: Oh look, 30 Rock is on, I like this show, this is a funny show.
/eats cheeto |
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BritneysPeers: snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap |
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SpearsAndLoathing: /price is right loser noise |
