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**OnlineHost** Welcome to Pazz & Jop Chat! |
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arcade_fire: Wait, so you were on tour with us? |
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lcd_soundsystem: uh yeah i opened for you |
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arcade_fire: Oh, we thought you were if Ryan Adams got fat, stumbled on stage, and covered Q And Not U for 45 minutes. |
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lcd_soundsystem: aw |
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arcade_fire: oh snap
you play with arcade fire, you gonna get arcade burned |
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arcade_fire: We're just kidding, guy. Everyone loved your album this year. You could actually win this thing. |
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**OnlineHost** SargeantYorke has entered the chatroom. |
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SargeantYorke: did someone say RADIOHEAD. |
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arcade_fire: No |
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SargeantYorke: you know we are going to win this right.
we are RADIOHEAD. |
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lcd_soundsystem: "we"? where's the rest of your band? |
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SargeantYorke: at some point after we recorded ok computer, i realized they were not necessary and murdered them.
we are RADIOHEAD. |
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lcd_soundsystem: that is believable, actually |
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arcade_fire: Well that doesn't explain the other dudes playing instruments your live shows. |
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SargeantYorke: think "weekend at greenwood's." |
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lcd_soundsystem: GUYS GUYS
THEY'RE ABOUT TO ANNOUNCE THE WINNERS |
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**OnlineHost** The Village Voice's Pazz & Jop Five Best Albums of 2007 are:
5. Arcade Fire, Neon Bible
4. Amy Winehouse, Back to Black
3. M.I.A., Kala
2. Radiohead, In Rainbows
1. LCD Soundsystem, Sounds of Silver |
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**OnlineHost** Thank you for playing! |
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lcd_soundsystem: WOOOOOO |
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SargeantYorke: what.
ohhhh fucker off. |
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SargeantYorke: the village voice and all those stupid critics can go suck their own butt holes.
we are RADIOHEAD. we are god damn RADIOHEAD. |
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arcade_fire: Hey man, no need to get all shitty about it. We liked your album a lot, but we mean... |
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arcade_fire: ...well, "Videotape." How did you fuck up "Videotape" so badly? It was so awesome live, but you completely got rid of the crescendo on the album version. |
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SargeantYorke: the future of music is thom yorke going "ooooooOOOOooooooo" over a 5/4 beat. or actually maybe a 49/3 beat. |
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arcade_fire: A what? |
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SargeantYorke: RADIOHEAD.
/plays banjo using salad fork wired to car battery
WEEooOOOoOOWWWEEEEEE |
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arcade_fire: So...we guess you're going to make some sort of protest video about this, huh? |
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SargeantYorke: yes.
does anyone know a cuss word for "my taste in music is correct, yours is bad, and you should feel bad." |
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arcade_fire: Radiohead? |
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SargeantYorke: RADIOHEAD. |
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**OnlineHost** Kanye West has entered the chatroom. |
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KanyeFeelTheLoveTonight: Hey I heard I just finished sixth, right? |
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KanyeFeelTheLoveTonight: So what's going on in this chat room? |
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SargeantYorke: does your name refer, completely or partially, to a piece of electronic hardware |
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KanyeFeelTheLoveTonight: no |
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SargeantYorke: THEN GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.
RADIO GODDAMN HEAD. |
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KanyeFeelTheLoveTonight: oop |
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**OnlineHost** Kanye West has left the chat room. |
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arcade_fire: We can't believe you won, man. Congratulations. How are you going to celebrate? |
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lcd_soundsystem: i might just GO CRAZY |
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lcd_soundsystem: i might just GO BUY A PIANO WITH THREE OR MORE KEYS ON IT |
