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Alan Jackson: Illiterate, Proud.

Posted by Camille Dodero at 1:59 PM, March 18, 2008

So Alan Jackson pushed another Jackson off the top of the Billboard heap for his new record, Good Time, to be last week's best-selling release. Falsely modest about his fourth No. 1 ("There must not be anybody else on the charts right now, would be my guess"), the Jackson with the moustache (Alan) has apparently been distracted long enough from his first-place finish to be preoccupied with one particular take on Good Time:

Alan was amused by a recent Village Voice review that used high-falutin' words and even a profane one to describe the new album. For instance, the review says Alan's "word-shy inertia suggests a sly detumescence that only the very successful can imagine, let alone turn to the service of their art."

"I'd probably have to get the dictionary out on some of those words," Alan said. "I didn't know what he was talking about. . . I can't imagine that people who buy my records at Wal-Mart read the Village Voice and somebody who writes like that anyway." [The Tennessean]

In other news: the people who buy Alan Jackson's records at Wal-Mart still confused by that newfangled contraption called the AOL CD. They tried listening to it, a PWBAJRWM spokesman said, but it's just not playing anything!

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Edd Hurt on Alan Jackson's Good Time

comments

who are you calling an illiterate, you fuckwad?

Posted by: hello at March 19, 2008 5:03 AM

I have all of Alan's CD's and love his music - I also have a Master's degree, two iPods, and a good vocabulary. I found your initial review of his CD to be an attempt at impressing your readers with a vocab that no one would even care to understand. Try to be readable! it makes a much stronger statement in the long run.

Posted by: Kimiko at March 19, 2008 10:03 AM

detumescence...

Well I had to google it and this is what it said:
de·tu·mes·cence (dē′to̵̅o̅ mes′əns, -tyo̵̅o̅-)

noun

a gradual shrinking of a swelling, as, specif., an erection. So what the heck does this writer mean?

Posted by: patfromlogan at March 23, 2008 1:22 AM

I think this means that Alan Jackson needs reading lessons and Viagra. . .

Posted by: haha at March 23, 2008 8:40 PM

i think the song SISSY'S SONG is the best it reminded me of when i lost my daughter in 2006 at thanksgiving from cancer.she left behind three teen children with no father.thank you for such a beautiful and great piece of music.you are in my heart.

Posted by: linda at April 4, 2008 2:51 PM

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