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JetersNeverProsper: Wow, you're married again? That's surprising, congratulations! |
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CashAndCarey: aw, thanks jeet! yeah we didn't date for very long but we were just so in love |
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JetersNeverProsper: which romanticized beasts from a first grader's Lisa Frank folder would you use to describe your relationship? |
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CashAndCarey: unicorn, butterfly, regular horse
additionally, "rainbows" |
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JetersNeverProsper: rainbows too, huh? This must be the real deal. |
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CashAndCarey: you just don't know, jeet, everything about him just completes me. we're into the same things, we both love children, we're into the same kind of music... |
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CashAndCarey: he makes music, too, and although the style is a lil' different our songs basically say the same thing |
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CashAndCarey: come to think of it, we even kind of look like each other, too |
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JetersNeverProsper: Look like each other? That's kinda weird.
I'm sorry you and I never "made it." |
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CashAndCarey: me too, baby, but what could you expect? |
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CashAndCarey: I was always busy with touring and recording, always off to video shoots and parties, and you were busy having tons of homosexual sex with your baseball team |
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JetersNeverProsper: lol, well, we are the Yankees |
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CashAndCarey: sometimes we were fluffy clouds and occasionally we were flowers, but we were never rainbow and unicorn |
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JetersNeverProsper: you're right
Well, I wish you and Nick all the best. |
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CashAndCarey: Nick? Who is Nick? |
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JetersNeverProsper: Eh? I thought you married... |
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CashAndCarey: !!! ooh, here he is now! |
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HipHopHarry: HI KIDS!!! /does the running man |
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CashAndCarey: oh baby, whassup boo how you fillin |
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JetersNeverProsper: yeah you do kinda look alike |
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CashAndCarey: jeet dis my boy hip hop harry, he make me his wife
ay hurry this my boy jeet |
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JetersNeverProsper: uh, hi Harry. What is it you do for a living? |
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HipHopHarry: I LOVE TO LEARN
I LOVE TO LEARN
I LOVE TO LEARN
I LOVE TO LEARN |
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CashAndCarey: hurry is a bear wif a lil' boy intelligence who teaches numbas an careers to shorties usin' hip hop |
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HipHopHarry: HIP HOP IS A LIFESTYLE AND I HAVE BROKEN BOUNDARIES IN CRYPTOZOOLOGY TO PROVE THAT, YOU FEEL ME |
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JetersNeverProsper: sure, sure, I feel you, that's very- |
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HipHopHarry: EXCUSE ME |
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HipHopHarry: WHERE DO LIONS LIVE |
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JetersNeverProsper: where do... where do lions live? what |
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CashAndCarey: jus ansa' the question |
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HipHopHarry: WHERE DO LIONS LIVE |
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JetersNeverProsper: well I mean I don't know specifically, but you could probably find a book on the subject pretty easily
there should be all kinds of books on lions |
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HipHopHarry: WHOAAAA
TELL ME WHERE WE'RE GOING |
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CashAndCarey: ... TO THE LIBERRY! |
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**Online Host**
HipHopHarry and CashAndCarey have left the chatroom amidst scrolling graphics of snakes shaped like numbers |
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JetersNeverProsper: welp. |
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**Online Host**
Welcome to the Public Library Chatroom! |
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HipHopHarry: /opens a book
MANY FUN THINGS ARE HIDDEN INSIDE |
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CashAndCarey: harry you given any more thought to changin' ya name since we marry now |
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HipHopHarry: I CAN'T CALL MYSELF HARRY CAREY THAT WOULD BE WEIRD |
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CashAndCarey: whats yo lass name fool |
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HipHopHarry: I AM A BEAR, I DON'T HAVE A LAST NAME. YOU'RE LUCKY I CAN TALK.
I GUESS MY LAST NAME WOULD BE "BEAR" OR "THE BEAR." |
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CashAndCarey: well i ain' callin myself "hip hop carey" |
