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JetersNeverProsper: Wow, you're married again? That's surprising, congratulations!

CashAndCarey: aw, thanks jeet! yeah we didn't date for very long but we were just so in love

JetersNeverProsper: which romanticized beasts from a first grader's Lisa Frank folder would you use to describe your relationship?

CashAndCarey: unicorn, butterfly, regular horse

JetersNeverProsper: rainbows too, huh? This must be the real deal.

CashAndCarey: you just don't know, jeet, everything about him just completes me. we're into the same things, we both love children, we're into the same kind of music...

CashAndCarey: he makes music, too, and although the style is a lil' different our songs basically say the same thing

CashAndCarey: come to think of it, we even kind of look like each other, too

JetersNeverProsper: Look like each other? That's kinda weird.

CashAndCarey: me too, baby, but what could you expect?

CashAndCarey: I was always busy with touring and recording, always off to video shoots and parties, and you were busy having tons of homosexual sex with your baseball team

JetersNeverProsper: lol, well, we are the Yankees

CashAndCarey: sometimes we were fluffy clouds and occasionally we were flowers, but we were never rainbow and unicorn

JetersNeverProsper: you're right

CashAndCarey: Nick? Who is Nick?

JetersNeverProsper: Eh? I thought you married...

CashAndCarey: !!! ooh, here he is now!

HipHopHarry: HI KIDS!!! /does the running man

CashAndCarey: oh baby, whassup boo how you fillin

JetersNeverProsper: yeah you do kinda look alike

CashAndCarey: jeet dis my boy hip hop harry, he make me his wife

JetersNeverProsper: uh, hi Harry. What is it you do for a living?

HipHopHarry: I LOVE TO LEARN

CashAndCarey: hurry is a bear wif a lil' boy intelligence who teaches numbas an careers to shorties usin' hip hop

HipHopHarry: HIP HOP IS A LIFESTYLE AND I HAVE BROKEN BOUNDARIES IN CRYPTOZOOLOGY TO PROVE THAT, YOU FEEL ME

JetersNeverProsper: sure, sure, I feel you, that's very-

HipHopHarry: WHERE DO LIONS LIVE

JetersNeverProsper: well I mean I don't know specifically, but you could probably find a book on the subject pretty easily

HipHopHarry: WHOAAAA

HipHopHarry: /opens a book

HipHopHarry: I AM A BEAR, I DON'T HAVE A LAST NAME. YOU'RE LUCKY I CAN TALK.