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ThisChatIsForSiobhan: AY MAMA, Y'KNOW I USED TO HAVE A GAME BOY |
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Portmanteau: You? A Game Boy? |
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ThisChatIsForSiobhan: YEAH BUT NOW I JUS DO THIS
/picks daisy, holds it aloft, stares |
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ThisChatIsForSiobhan: LEVEL 2
/covers left eye with hand |
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ThisChatIsForSiobhan: HEEOWWW I FEEL THAT I WON
/forms one-man dance circle |
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Portmanteau: that-- uh, cool! |
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ThisChatIsForSiobhan: I LIKE YEOW SCREEN NAME |
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Portmanteau: Aw thanks, sweetie! I think it's clever. It's a portmanteau of "Portman" and "portmanteau"! |
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ThisChatIsForSiobhan: WHAT
MY HEAD ASPLODE |
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ThisChatIsForSiobhan: HEY WHAT IF MY HEAD ASPLODE AN MA'EYES SHOOT EVERY WHICH WAY AND ONE A THEM GETS STUCK IN MA'BELLY BUTTON |
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ThisChatIsForSiobhan: ONE LIL EYEBALL STARIN AT THE INSIDE A MA'SHIRT ALL THE DAY AN NIGHT
WHERE'S MA'GUITAR |
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Portmanteau: God, Devendra? Why do you have be so...so weird all the time? |
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ThisChatIsForSiobhan: I'LL CALL IT "SEEIN' EYE TUMMY" |
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Portmanteau: Can't you just be normal for one second? |
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Portmanteau: I mean, you wrote a song about raising Chinese children regardless of your country of origin. |
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Portmanteau: You wrote a song about ostensibly wanting to marry little boys, and attempted to justify it by clarifying that it's written from the perspective of a personality-shifting hermaphrodite, and I'm still unclear as to how that makes it okay. |
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Portmanteau: And you wrote another song in which you speculate that if you were bald, you would grow your beard really long and comb it up so that it covered your head. |
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Portmanteau: That's the sort of thing I would think if I hadn't slept in five days. It's Shel Silverstein times a thousand. |
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Portmanteau: I love you, but I get so tired of it! Do you have anything to say? |
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ThisChatIsForSiobhan: ... |
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Portmanteau: Well? |
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ThisChatIsForSiobhan:
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Portmanteau: Ugh. You know what, I need to take a break from this relationship. I might call you, I might not...I don't know. Take it easy. |
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**OnlineHost** Natalie Portman has left the chat room. |
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ThisChatIsForSiobhan: aowwwww
DEVENDRA Y'BEANBAG Y'FOULED IT UP, YA FOULED IT ALL UP
/weeps |
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**OnlineHost** Welcome to Star Wars Chat! |
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Portmanteau: Um. . .Annie? Annie, you there? |
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Portmanteau: I know it's been a long time...just wanted to see what you were up to these days. |
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anakin: hi |
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Portmanteau: Hi. |
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anakin: i am going to turn into darth vader; i am sullen man |
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Portmanteau: Oh, that's uh...that's neat. |
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anakin: i like fix robots |
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anakin: you want help me for make robot
i'd would like to make pretty robot, talks like british guy, gold and shiny |
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Portmanteau: ...Neat. |
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anakin: have you been listening to a music
i've have been listening to "travis" a lot lately |
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Portmanteau: Um.
Oh, goodness! I think I left my...microwave on. I need to go. |
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**OnlineHost** Natalie Portman has left the chat room. |
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anakin: /uses jedi powers to create brick wall
/stares at brick wall |
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**OnlineHost** Welcome to Devendra Banhart Chat! |
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Portmanteau: Devendra? Let's get married. |
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ThisChatIsForSiobhan: YAAYYY
YIE YIE YIE LAAAAAAAAAADADADA |
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ThisChatIsForSiobhan: /eats beard |
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