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RonsonPinchot: aw man, i've got this cigarette in my hand but i don't know what to do with it |
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LiloAndStench: snort it |
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RonsonPinchot: i tried, but it don't bend in the middle so it was just stickin half way out my nose |
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LiloAndStench: then just smoke it, baby
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RonsonPinchot: but that seems too committal, like i'm bein passionate about the things i like |
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LiloAndStench: what if you wet the end and stick it to the bottom of your lip so it dangles there unlit all night |
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LiloAndStench: that way you look like a cool smoker AND you look so fucked up that you can't even smoke properly |
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RonsonPinchot: baby you are my multiverse /makes out |
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LiloAndStench: /makes out in most disconnected way imaginable |
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**Online Host**
RonsonPinchot and LiloAndStench have been photographed 450,000 times.
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RonsonPinchot: baby, do you think we should come out about our relationship |
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LiloAndStench: which relationship |
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RonsonPinchot: i dunno |
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RonsonPinchot: wait |
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LiloAndStench: what's there to explain? i never had a proper childhood thanks to my stage mom and broken home, and you have drank 65 PBRs in the last 30 minutes |
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LiloAndStench: we're just havin' fun, doin' what we wanna do
woooo |
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RonsonPinchot: wooooo
/pretends to "D.J." |
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LiloAndStench: if we die tonight least we did what we wan'ned to do! now how bout you! |
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RonsonPinchot: wooo, all right freedome from consequence |
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LiloAndStench: three cheers for satanism!! |
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RonsonPinchot: /"does" "drugs" |
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LiloAndStench: /ages six or seven more years |
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**Online Host**
HereComesTheMark has entered the chatroom. |
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HereComesTheMark: hey ladies, i just wanted to pop in to show you my awesome new hat, it's- |
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HereComesTheMark: aw, are you wearing the same hat |
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RonsonPinchot: i'm not wearing a hat |
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HereComesTheMark: hey, i like what your mouth is doing with that cigarette, that looks pretty cool
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LiloAndStench: ew gah roas is that a boy, ugh, boys are gah roas |
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LiloAndStench: hey baby what're you up to after the show |
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HereComesTheMark: i'm buying a bunch of saran wrap and making amy winehouse sing doo-wop music into a megaphone |
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HereComesTheMark: and uh, those things have nothing to do with each other |
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RonsonPinchot: hey watch this
/puts fingertrips on vinyl record |
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HereComesTheMark: whoaaaa, when did you learn to DJ |
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RonsonPinchot: bitch i am so fucken good at dj
/puts hands on outside of headphones |
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HereComesTheMark: welp, looks like you two have things under control here, i've got to take off
have a nice night |
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LiloAndStench: don't tell me what to do! |
