The Worst Lyrics of 2008: NCAA-Style Showdown

Womanizer
Woman-Womanizer
You're a womanizer
Oh Womanizer
Oh You're a Womanizer Baby
You, You You Are
You, You You Are
Womanizer, Womanizer, Womanizer

Fall Out Boy should win just for stealing "I don't care what you think unless it is about me" from Nirvana and turning it into their own chorus. Is there a prize for worst plagiarist?

Uh, what about Janet Jackson's
"Somethin' heavy like a first day period" from Feedback...

GROSS!

is it too late to nominate the entire Kings of Leon song "Sex On Fire"???

Um, the Killers song is "denser", not "dancer".

No, Laura. It is in fact "Are we human or are we dancer?"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_(The_Killers_song)#Lyrical_confusion

You people have WAY too much time on your hands.

GET BACK TO WORK

whoever said janet jackson is correct. the "way too much time on your hands" guy too probably.

I think Ne-yo and Lil Wayne were robbed. But yeah, how did that Janet lyric get missed?

i kissed a girl and i liked it! (who cares!)

i kissed a girl and i liked it! (who cares!)

ok ok, i have one:

Everybody wants to be Hollywood,
The fame, the vanity, the glitz, the stories
One day I'll become a great big star, you know
Like the Big Dipper

pretentious and shallow :(
shame cuz the music's great

(madame hollywood by felix da housecat)

keep bleeding love--(certainly no mariah carey) i don´t care what they say; i´m in love with u...
i´m still a rock star...i got my rock moves(stink!)
we only got four minutes to save da world? grab a boy grab a girl...tic toc tic toc..time is waiting
ne-yo...i just can´t stop, i just can´t stop?!!
daft punk--harder better faster stronger
shorty got lo-lo-lo-lo-lo...boots with da fur?
give me the greenlight. legend?

Wow, Nickelback as the "Worst XXXX of 2008". Way to go out on a limb there, folks. Where the hell was P!nk on this list?

So what?
I'm still a rock star
I've got my rock moves
And I don't need you tonight...

Can someone please tell me what one would consider 'rock moves'?

Mr. Ed Kollin, it's actually quite common for pop songs to repeat the same word or phrase several times, and it hardly qualifies as an attempt to write actual lyrics. I suppose you find the lyrics to Be My Baby atrocious as well. Miss the point much?

(Note: I'm not defending the song by any means.)

Mr. Mike: While the lyrics of “Be My Baby” leave something to be desired in the innovation department (Note: I'm not knocking the song by any means) at least the words are in English not Britneyspeak “I got you crazy”???????. I used that paragraph as an example of why that song as whole deserves consideration for the worst lyrics of 2008. As it happened I had been listening to Lily Allen’s version just before reading that blog. I happen to be very into Allen’s vocals but her version while not as bad as the original was still hard on my ears.

madame hollywood came out at least seven years ago

Something In Your Mouth? Comeon... it's an empowerment song for women with anorexa nervosa and supermodels everywhere!

Key: and the rockets red glare
lennon: imagine there's no heaven
All those opera guys: arrrgghh
holly: a wella, wella, wella
kramden: homina homina
Nat Hentoff: oh, I forgot he was fired

plato - to do is to be
socrates - to be is to do
sinatra - scooby dooby do
flintstone - yabba dabba do
beatles - love, love me do
reed - do, do do, do do, do do de do

These are the worst lyrics of 2008, I assure you

Don't agree with all your choices -- I mean, really, Chinese food or eggs seem like reasonable accompaniment, T-Pain's hand a sensible alternative. But Nickelback definitely wins the prize -- any guy trying that line risks having it bitten clear through, I figure.

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Lil Wayne-

"Im the Bomb like tick tick"

among other retarded lyrics on carter III

"Love hurts, but sometimes it's a good hurt"

All hail the ODB bracket! None of these pretenders can top the lyrics of ole dirty

You give me your number, I call you up
You act like ur pussy dont interrupt
I don't have no problem with you fucking me
But I have a little problem wit you not fucking me

wow, the people who voted for this as worst lyrics are ignorant. They obviously dont understand, idiots.
The Killers rock!

Actually, "Human" by the Killers is more deep than what people think. The line 'dancer' is in is actually a reference to the fact of a great amount of raising dancer generation in america, and if you think about it, dancers follow predeterminated moves, so theyre like programmed robots. Brandon Flowers is a genius about that line, are we human? (do we do what we feel, following instinct and desire), or are we dancer? (do we follow a stereotype of american person, who doesnt live his life like in the old times). That's actually what Brandon Flowers tries to say, so definately its not a bad lyric, but people is stupid and can't understand complex lyrics. Hope people notice this, The Killers are just an amazing band, probably one of the best bands of the decade!

HAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS!

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