Just seemed like a fitting image, dunno

6. "Leave the eggs to bathe for 15 minutes in the hot water like a sexy Swedish chick in a natural mineral sauna."

7. On how to make an egg roll: "Roll it nice and tight like a blunt."

8. "Having the right utensils is a good start, but then you gotta show them who's the boss up in this bitch."

9. "Seriously, if someone don't like this appetizer, you gotta grab they scruffy ass by the back of their neck and throw them out on the lawn. I can't help people like that."

10. "Let me be perfectly clear. You ain't cookin' with fire. You ain't cookin with heat. You're cookin' with Coolio, motherfucker!"

The first Webisode of Cookin' With Coolio