This make a me laff.

Man, what does Jeremih have to do to get some recognition around this place? Not in F2K, not here, despite writing a song that is one long cringe. "Impry"?

Still worse: "Get ready for action
Don't be astounded
We switchin' positions
You feel surrounded
Just tell me where you want
your gift, girl"

It's the *worst* lyrics of the decade, not most hilarious ones...

I dont get why the whole Weezer collection is up there, but I guess its kind of funny...

Eminem has had some pretty raunchy lyrics before but thats a pretty bad one. I would have to agree with Liz though...thats nuts she cut a record with those lyrics...gross.......

Because weezer sux

If I read this correctly, Liz Phair is being considered worse for one (admittedly) terrible set of lyrics, where Weezer have been committing bad lyricism since they started? Not fair! Weezer do suck big time. One of the WORST and most overrated bands ever!

Liz at least has written some good lyrics, unlike (please somebody, drown him in several) Rivers Cuomo.

I demand a recount!

Ah, semi-apologies. I could not originally open the entire bracket, so I could not see the right side showing the BEPs 'winning' (when you said 'The Black Eyed Peas take the final in a walk.', I thought this was your prediction). So I'm glad at least they got their just desserts. Still, Weezer deserve their own reward. Maybe a reward for their length of disservice to music and lyrics?

Put you in a mansion

Somewhere in Wiscansin

Like I said, ain't nothin' to the Pain

We could change the last name, what's happenin?

Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh...

I just gave her a nickname, it's wet wet

the weezer hate is a bit boring at this point, isn't it?

as far as lyrics go, i rarely notice them anyway. who cares?

How can you omit Pitbull's moronic "Watch me make a movie like Albert Hitchcock" ... Albert indeed.

I personally dislike 50 cent's music but come on!

"I Love you like a fat kid love cake" is one of the best lines ever, I mean come on!

Oh and I really dislike 50's music so it hurts me to say that, but in the interests of this poll & science I feel a need to be honest.

That 50 Cent simile is probably the best thing he's ever written. Also way to use a Kanye lyric that was probably written by Rhymefest and isn't even his worst. That honor would have to go to "Gold Digger":

She was supposed to buy shorty Tyco with your money
She went to the doctor got lipo with your money
She walking around looking like Michael with your money
Shoulda got that insured, GEICO for your moneyyyyyyyy

Hideous.