flip_the_bird: i'm here with one-man band insane music prodigy andrew bird

thank you for allowing me to tag along with you for one of your shows!

flip_the_bird: you are probably the greatest person in the entire world

flip_the_bird: well i'll get out of your way, let's see you play some music

flip_the_bird: hell yeah this is how andrew bird jams the jive

/hauls own equipment onstage

/sings, plays guitar

flip_the_bird: /sits in front of drum set, plays drums

flip_the_bird: /moves to stage left, plays standup bass

flip_the_bird: /clears throat

/walks down to seats, sits down, stands up

WOOO YEAHHHHH

flip_the_bird: /walks back up to stage

THANK YOU VERY MUCH

flip_the_bird: so hey everybody, make sure to check out the merch table back there!

flip_the_bird: /walks over to merch table, buys own album

/takes out $10 bill from right pocket, transfers to left pocket

VenueManager: Hey, what's going on in here? You're not supposed to be playing for another eight hours. I'm going to need to ask you to leave.

flip_the_bird: WHAT THE

/clocks VenueManager in the face

VenueManager: *gurrrk*

/unconscious

flip_the_bird: there are only three things in this world

the dirt, the sky, and ANDREW FR*CKIN BIRD