Axl Rose and Sebastian Bach getting it in. Photo by Olivier Zahm via the Purple Diary

​This morning, the New York Post got into the business of tracking the overweight, "chunky man jewelry"-sporting Sasquatch that's been terrorizing the New York nightlife scene for nigh on three weeks now. "His assault on New York night life has made him a one-man stimulus package during the scene's winter doldrums," reports the paper, "and the city's nocturnes are thrilled." Who is this hulking behemoth of afterparties and "cocktails of vodka, cranberry juice and champagne"? Why, who else but Axl Rose?

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