And so will your kids.

​Out today: Kidz Bop Sings Monster Ballads, in which the child-themed cover-record series takes on the soppiest hits of the era when Headbangers' Ball and Dial MTV looked a lot alike. And hey, there are a lot of quality songs from that time period that kids should at least get a sampling of before they're of age to get all the sexytime references within--Tesla's always-smile-inducing "Love Song," Skid Row's octave-defying "I Remember You," White Lion's crunchy "Wait" (I don't know if I'd call that track a ballad per se, but I guess "When The Children Cry" was a bit too heavy). But it may not surprise you that the real star of the disc is the always-ready-for-the-spotlight Bret Michaels, who has even brought his daughters along for the ride.

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F2K10 is a countdown of the 20 worst songs of 2010. Track our progress here.

​Look how the cat drags on...

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He lives. He types. Per Vulture comes news of Bret's official statement regarding his rather unfortunate run-in with a piece of scenery live onstage at the Tony Awards Sunday night. A few rather unpleasant pictures, too. He's trying to laugh this off, people, give him credit. Key graf:

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