Jerzify Your Favorite Indie Stars: Thom Yorke, Feist, Hipster Runoff, and More

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Leslie "The Opportunity" Feist

This isn't the dumbest way we've ever spent an hour in the workplace, but it's certainly up there. The most idiotically laughable meme of the past few days goes to Jerzify Yourself, the inevitable Jersey Shore personal-transformation site in the glute vein of such popular avatar reconfiguration hubs as Simpsonize Me and MadMen Yourself. The gist is Snooki-grade simple: upload a medium-sized jpg, scale the image to fit, choose your spraytan shade, pick your pose--and holy Freckles McGee, you're magically recast as a human meatball. Michael Cera already did this for real, so with the help of the Jersey Shore Nickname Generator, it seemed like a natural progression to run your favorite indie luminaries through the G.T.L. ringer. Certainly you can conceive better ones, and please do send them our way, but first, a few words of caution: beards look funny, as does Thurston Moore, and thin-faced folks don't adapt well to this interface, so Bradford "DJ Douchebag" Cox and Stephen "S-Tan" Malkmus were sent to the great Apple trashcan in the sky. So without further adieu . .

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Wilco at Keyspan Park (The Live Review)


Wilco/Yo La Tengo
13 July 2009
KeySpan Park
Brooklyn, NY

Things Wilco are not (the American Radiohead; uncute). Things Wilco are (strummable; a great band to sing along to on a breezy eve on Coney Island, where they played last night in centerfield of KeySpan Park). Steeplechase attractions once existing on approximate site of centerfield stage (race course, airship tower).

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Greatest Photograph Ever Taken, Contestant #1: Ed Droste and Feist Ride the Cyclone

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From the Grizzly Bear singer/lead Twitterer's Twitter comes this delightful snapshot from last night's star-studded Wilco/Yo La Tengo fete at Coney Island, about which much more later. The two gentlemen behind Droste and Feist have no idea they're sharing a car with such indie-rock royalty, and in fact appear to be contemplating vomiting all over themselves instead. (The Cyclone felled one ordinarily super-macho Voice critic at last year's Siren Fest, so there's no shame in that as such.) We will vigilantly monitor Yo La Tengo's Twitter for a similar shot of Georgia and Ira. You're welcome.

Intertrend Crib Notes: Radiohead's New Album, Van Halen, Feist

STUFF YOU NEED TO KNOW TO BE A RESPONSIBLE MONDAY-MORN WEB DRIVER

RADIOHEAD NEW ALBUM ANNOUNCEMENT! YAHHHHHAGGGGGGGHHHHWOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOARGGGGGGGGGGGGGAJJJJJJHJ YYYYYYAAAAAAAAHAYYYYY!
The only non-obit "breaking news" that would ever make every professional music blogger on the planet post on a lazy Sunday.
Even the Meg White "sex tape" could wait until Monday morning. [Official Radiohead In Rainbows Store]

Wolfie is the new Jack Osbourne
Van Halen kicks off reunion tour, does not fight onstage. Yet.
Meanwhile Gary Cherone rocks "Talentfest 2007" at Malden High School with his Who tribute project SlipKid. [SlipKid's MySpace blog]

Animal Collective
Saw Ed from Grizzly Bear drinking at the Alligator Lounge in Williamsburg late Saturday night.
Next week he'll be at Monkey Town.

Hater's Spit
Perez Hilton wages Britney Spears iTunes boycott by telling his millions of visitors a day to buy Feist's "1234" instead.
Singing that song about semen always did make Leslie a prime candidate for getting a penis drawn on her face. [Perez Hilton]

No Homo
Andy Samberg makes love song for Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
You're in New York now, baby!

Thank God the Terrorists Didn't Bomb Letterman Last Night

Or there would be no This Is Next, Volume 2.

Live: Feist at Town Hall, 06.11.07

Categories: Feist, Harvilla


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Feist
Town Hall
June 11

By Rob Harvilla

So Feist sang a song about semen that made the woman next to me cry. I’ll wager this is a first. (Yes, even in Times Square.) We’d gotten halfway through her Town Hall coronation, a schizophrenic affair by turns mesmerizing and frustrating, dainty and lumbering, elegant and awkward. It improved dramatically the quieter it got; the fewer pancake-handed sidemen were around to louse it up, the better. So finally all four temporarily cede the stage to a special guest: Kevin Drew, Ms. Feist’s bandmate in Broken Social Scene. (Her boyfriend, too, if you believe the Times.) Kevin sits down at the piano (upright, churchly) and begins tentatively tapping out “Lover’s Spit,” the Broken Social Scene song about semen. Look it up.

All these people drinking lover’s spit Swallowing words while giving head

It’s actually kind of sweet, in a gross sort of way, a prayer baptized in the unholiest of waters. Occasionally ruffling Kevin’s hair, Feist sang it as a torch ballad, a languid anthem for a sleepy-eyed generation.

It’s time
That we
Grow old and do some shit

And the woman next to me sniffles. Repeatedly. Let’s see Jenny Lewis do that.

It’s not that these sidemen guys were bad. It just that backing such a volatile, delicate, voracious fireball—an elastic, trembling voice capable of sharpening instantly to a diamond-cutting wail of anger or joy or frustration—they seemed like walruses trying to do yoga, all flippers, onk onk onk. Plodding drums stomping ostentatiously through the light, jazzy swing of “I’m Sorry.” The sublimely airy “Mushaboom” all overly raucous and Velvet Revolvered up. Picture Feist slow-dancing with Eddy Curry, getting her toes clomped on periodically as he goes for another solo on one of those keyboards you blow into.

Her banter was delightfully loony, particularly when she chirped like a bird for five minutes or so, pulling some dude from the audience onstage for some bird-chirp harmony. And though pancake-handedness couldn’t completely sink her best uptempo walking-on-sunshine moments—“I Feel It All” and “1 2 3 4” especially, the latter’s video, to quote George Clooney, still somehow making me bite into a pepper every time—the moments of triumph here were slow and sparse, all open air and pregnant pauses. The carefully conducted “1 2 3 4” sing-a-long and her soul-clapinfested hijacking of Nina Simone’s “See Line Woman” got the biggest cheers, but Feist is most mesmerizing during The Reminder’s back-to-back double-whammy waltz assault—“The Park” and “The Water” both killed, softly. A little death, and a joy to swallow.

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