"The first time I fucked my wife I had an open sore on my cock."

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Yikes--Kevin Smith, doing work

"Silent Bob Speaks"
Carnegie Hall
June 17

The expression "like an open book" should be updated to reflect the startlingly full disclosures Kevin Smith has been offering his fans over the past few years through his online diary, Twitter account, SModcast, bestselling memoir and, most recently, his live "Silent Bob Speaks" performance, which played to a sold-out crowd at Carnegie Hall last night. But whereas most cases of celebrity over-sharing come off as mindless exhibitionism, Smith's divulgences seem generous--a gift to the sizable portion of his audience that takes a near-scholarly interest in Smith's day-to-day activities, from the directorial (he's currently shooting A Couple of Dicks with Tracy Morgan and Bruce Willis) to the lavatorial.