all photos by Nate "Igor" Smith

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Last year, Lady Gaga headlined Webster Hall; this year MSTRKRFT showed up for the after-hours slot. Nevermind that all-night Shea Stadium show, if you were at Webster on New Year's Eve, you definitely don't remember it. Enter our party photog Nate "Igor" Smith, who's made a career by documenting the scenes you'd rather forget. That means you, girl getting love-handle smooshed against the bar, after the jump. How you feeling, now?

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Ewwwwwwwwww.

In the event you were barred entry from Friday night's MSTRKRFT/Bloody Beetroots fete at Webster Hall, first of all you're not alone by a long shot (one scarred Voice employee's tale of his unsuccessful attempt to get in ends with the words "blow me"), and more importantly, here is what you missed. Papermag.com allegations include "a sweet game of spin the bottle being played to pass the time," "stripping and drunken hook-ups in bathroom stalls," and climactically, "Until an inebriated rager threw up on themselves or someone else, both of which went down." The show went on until dawn and was supposedly awesome. I am thrilled to have not been present. But the show at Webster two nights earlier was even grosser.

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