Provincializm by William Bowers: Spandex From Spain
Heaven knows, William Bowers is the new movement in town.

Provincializm: Spandex From Spain
By William BowersI'm giving that Monday columnist one last jab at my Pitchfork homesnakes before I’ll stoop to spoof more than his sagacious one-sentence-paragraph leads. What I mean to say is:
Dancepunk 2.0 is the new hair-metal 2.0.
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