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About a year ago, I discovered that my self righteous, astrological, new age spiritual pseudo-artistic progressive, fake, socialist, feminist girlfriend cheated on me. Actually, she had been cheating on me with a bunch of random dudes for many months. In fact, it seems that I was the last to know, and all her idiotic politically correct piece-of-sh*t friends had been aware of this the whole time and didn't bother to tell me, which just made me look like an even bigger idiot. Obviously, I broke up with her immediately and tried to explain to her what an awful person she is. She was oblivious to this fact then and still is now. What really angers me is that she is constantly being praised and awarded for being such an "important and sophisticated and artistic" person. For some insane reason, she is successful in crappy independent art and film circles and is considered an "important artistic voice for women"; I guess some sort of feminist role model. The thing is, it's all complete bullsh*t. She is a horrible and talentless person who doesn't even live up to the standards she sets for everyone else. She's basically always been a loser whose career is based on her overcompensating for not having anything genuine in her soul, and I'm constantly trying to get people to call her on it. I just hate all these morons and their stupid art movements and political causes and holier-than-thou feminist messages. My question is, how can I convince all these idiots to stop worshipping this woman who doesn't deserve their praise and wake up to their own hypocrisy?
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My Ex Is Evil