Now that we're done with all that bozo knucklehead football horseshit, we can move on to a real sport: Baseball. The thinking person's pastime. Poetry on grass. The ballet of the bat and the ball. And all that other crap that shrimpy turd Bob Costas is always on about. It's a magical time of year--the most magical time of year, really--because pitchers and catchers have reported this week, and you can almost hear the beautiful sound of stitched cowhide slapping into supple leather gloves from thousands of miles away. Yes, the Mets are going to be wretched (again) this year, and everyone on the Yankees is 1,000 years old, but fuck it: Baseball! Anyway, to celebrate, here's 9 of our favorite baseball-related tunes.