Can You Spot the Fake CMJ Panels?

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There's a lot to be learned at the many CMJ 2013 panels. "How to Survive as a Musician in 2013," for instance, will teach you everything there is to know about surviving as a musician in the year 2013, all of which can be learned in around an hour. Similarly, the panel discussion called "Jam Packed: The Explosion of Music Festivals" is guaranteed* to make you an expert** about the explosion of music festivals next time that particular topic is brought up in casual conversation***. (* not really guaranteed; ** "expert" used loosely; *** almost never). But, like any speaker program with lots of holes to fill, some of the panels seem to be reaching a bit--like a few haphazard ideas were tossed out over lunch and a couple of people decided "It'll do. Put it on the schedule." Is "It's going to be a lot harder for you than it was for me, kid" a real CMJ 2013? No. We made that one up. But it is the overarching theme to most panels. We've made up a few more panels below, and mixed them in with some honest to goodness real ones. Can you spot the fakes?

Full list of conference panels here.

See also: What I Learned At the CMJ Panels: Not Much

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How To Maximize Your CMJ Experience

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Catch Hunters at CMJ 2013

It's that time of year again where the venues of New York City--in particular, the Lower East Side and Williamsburg--are flush with eager music fans hoping to catch a secret show with an artist they love or discover their new favorite band from Iceland/the UK/New Zealand/etc. The CMJ Music Marathon kicks off Tuesday, and there are a plethora of events--including rock n' roll yoga and film screenings--to choose from.

See also: What I Learned At the CMJ Panels: Not Much

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Photos: The People and Hats of CMJ 2012

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Lots of people wore hats at CMJ this year. Here's proof. All photos Laura June Kirsch.

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- Photos: The People and Acts of CMJ 2012
- Photos: CMJ 2011

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What I Learned At the CMJ Panels: Not Much

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Last week, as a self-assigned endurance test (and out of an occasional true interest in the subject matter), I attended as many CMJ panels as I possibly could -- the good, the bad, the sparsely attended, and the boring -- with a tape recorder, a cup of iced coffee (not quite willing to submit to the looming hot-coffee weather), and what was probably a poorly camouflaged smirk. The future of radio, social media, crowdfunding, launching a music start-up: I heard experts weigh in on it all in 10 panels. And it wasn't pretty.


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You're Invited To The Village Voice CMJ Showcase Day Party Tomorrow

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So come, won't you? Doors open at noon thirty at Cake Shop, and you're all welcome. All of you. Even if you don't have a CMJ badge. It's zero dollars, and we've got a stellar lineup which includes much buzzed-about ukele retiree Dent May, ramshackle trash-blues duo Deap Vally, the delicate Delicate Steve, the heavenly Heavenly Beat and New Orleans sissy bounce phenom Vockah Redu. Go and drink and dance and eat cake. We'll see you there. Set times and details in the giant flyer beneath these words.

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AraabMuzik - DCTV Firehouse - 10/18/12

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Benjamin Lozovsky

Better Than: Assyrian Muzik

The joys of, private, unheralded CMJ events: free drinks, no lines, no crowding, and no pressure to challenge yourself and connect with a new artist. It's a luxury seldom afforded in a world of door quotas, fire-code violations, and leaps of faith.

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- Best of NYC, Best Producer: AraabMuzik
- Live: AraabMuzik Bridges The Gap Between Old And New At East River Park


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Make Time for These Hip-Hop Shows at CMJ 2012

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Mr. Muthafuckin' eXquire
By all means, enjoy the whispy waifs warbling their sensitive indie ballads up and down the city during CMJ. But make time for some hip-hop while you do. Here are a few acts worth your time.

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- Don't Miss These Bands At CMJ
- Handy CMJ Flowchart Panel Selector

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A Handy Flowchart For Selecting Your 2012 CMJ Panels, Day 3

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John Bylander

Welp, here we go again--Day 3 of CMJ 2012 serves up 23 music biz panels during the day which are accessible only to people with the all-access badges, followed at night by another frenzied shitstorm of concerts, the best of which probably will decide not to let you in even if you do have one of the damn things. For our money, the finest venue at CMJ is certainly NYU's Kimmel Student Center, on the southern end of Washington Square Park. Won't you join us?

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Don't Miss These Bands At CMJ

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Savages

CMJ: So many shows (about 1,300), so little time (5 days). Poring through the schedule, separating the wheat from the chaff--and sorry, there's lots of chaff every year--and figuring out a plan of attack is time-consuming and headache-inducing. So to help you out a tiny bit, we've picked out 10 acts totally worth a shit at this year's fest. Yes, that's a mere .076% of the total number of gigs this week, and there's certainly more than 10 bands worth catching, but we're about 93.7% sure that these particular acts are gonna slay (or, at the very least, suck in a totally memorable way). Happy marathoning!

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- Ben Gibbard's Haircut Photoshopped Onto the Heads of Other CMJ Musicians
- Vagina Panther, Foxygen, Milk Dick, etc: Why 20 Bands Playing CMJ Chose Their Name

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A Handy Flowchart For Selecting Your 2012 CMJ Panels, Day 2

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John Bylander

While you folks were all wearing yourselves out running around between CMJ showcases yesterday, I just guzzled a bunch of free booze at a press-only party and then ran home to giggle at the two boring rich dudes angrily discussing the details of their pension plans on national television. Hope it was worth it, because my own personal energy strategy was to turn in early and rest up for today's daytime programming, easily the highlight of CMJ for those of us who have no idea who the hell any of these bands are. (Pleased to meet you, Milk Dick.) But I bet you've heard of Kickstarter, SoundCloud, and TechCrunch, all of which are sending their top brass to dispense pearls and/or turds of music industry advice at today's panel discussions. No, I won't tell you where to find any of them; instead, please parse your various options using the decision tree we've thoughtfully provided.

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