Gentleman, this is a public service announcement.
Credit: Timothy Norris We're not saying this guy is into the boner sidle, but his t-shirt illustrates the problem.
We know things can get hot and sweaty on the dance floor. The atmosphere is festive, the music is peaking and the ladies are looking good. You see one you like, and you want to dance with her. Totally cool. Men and women have been dancing together for thousands of years. It's nature.
But there's a right way and a wrong way to go about this, and a lot of you are doing it the wrong way. R. Kelly may have said there's nothing wrong with a little bump and grind, but you have got to stop putting your boners on us.
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