Last week, we asked you to guess the name of William Bowers's weekly SOTC column. Boy, that was a real hoo ha—is The Bower Hour really the best you could do? The correct answer is Provincializm—and in case you missed the gratuitous bio the first time around, a quick refresher: the dude writes for Pitchfork, Paste, Magnet, plus his work's been in a da Capo anthology. Send him your spiritual healing at Puritan Blister.

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