Happy Birthday to Rihanna! The sexpot singer turned 26 last week. What's more, she smokes pot and quotes Bible verses! Why? Because, f**k you, that's why! You don't know her. Only god can judge. So here she is, sticking out her metaphorical tongue to the media dares to judge her. You aren't worthy. Sincerely, Rihanna.
Illustration: Jena Ardell
Illustrated quotation above via elleuk.com.
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