|Queen of Hearts ... with Ben Gibbard's haircut.|
Starting today, roughly 1,300 music artists will descend upon New York City in hopes of Living the Dream. Wild acts with names like (these are all real) Bear Hands, Bear Trap, Bear Crossing, SUNBEARS!, Bearstronaut, Stone Cold Fox, Foxes in Fiction, and Foxygen will play in peace alongside their domesticated brethren in (these too) Dog Bite, DJ Dog Dick, FISHDOCTOR, So Cow and Felix Da Housecat at the CMJ Music Marathon, the 32-year-old festival that introduces music fans to the bands they'll be forgetting about by this time next year.
Chances are you've never heard of most of the bands playing the festival. But you have no doubt heard of Ben Gibbard, the sensitive, marathon-running Death Cab for Cutie frontman who was once married to the teacher from Bridge To Terabithia. His solo debut, Former Lives, is out this week, and he's playing CMJ to promote it. Here, the crack design staff at SOTCHQ have Photoshopped Ben Gibbard's luxurious hair -- known by stylists the world round as "The OG Bieber" -- on five other bands playing this year's festival in hopes it will make them more memorable. The (admittedly flawed) logic works like this: Indie electro-pop songstress Queen of Hearts? Totally forgettable. Queen of Hearts with Ben Gibbard's hair (pictured above)? A tad less forgettable.
Right? Right. Totally. So let's meet these less-forgettable bands we've Photoshopped Ben Gibbard's hair on . . . More »