​DJs Len and Cliff (the dejected alter egos of Carl Hill and Mike Toller) hail from the capital of gloom, London, where they hosted a long-running dance night called Feeling Gloomy, spinning dreary New Wave to a crowd of Debbie Downers. After they successful debuted the popular UK party at Glasslands a few weeks back, the two melancholic lads have officially settled the anything-but-dreary soiree at Fontana's. In advance of their debut there this Saturday, we asked these two sensitive transplants a few questions concerning their sad condition, where they'll live now they've finally moved out of their parents' homes, and the ultimate question: are New Yorkers the most tragic individuals of all?

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