The criminal complaint announced this morning against Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich is fucking incredible, as the governor would say.

Too stupid and testosterone-crazed to not talk on the phone about influence-peddling, Blago let it all hang out, if you believe the complaint. Blago even pulled that well-spoken young man Barack Obama into his orbit.

In fact, this may be the first public document in which the words "motherfucker" and "president-elect" appear right next to each other in the same sentence. See page 63 of the federal complaint laid on the governor by that ever-feisty Patrick Fitzgerald: