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Super Sunday! Bread and circuses and suicide bombings!

The Taliban conduct a night ambush against U.S. troops on January 24. A commenter on this YouTube video wrote: "holy cow, tracer rounds are so cool!" Yeah, really cool.

PRESS CLIPS

What a Sunday in sports and terror: Rafael Nadal and Roger Federer fought to the death in a Grand Slam final, and so did the Pittsburgh Steelers and Arizona Cardinals. Best Super Bowl I've ever seen. Best display of tennis skills I've ever seen.

Now that those matches are over, let the real games begin.

Sorry, Cardinal fans, but the worst news Sunday was the latest fight to the death in Afghanistan — yet another suicide bombing by the Taliban:

A man wrapped in explosives walked into a compound filled with Afghan police officers Monday morning and detonated his payload, killing 21 officers and himself, the Interior Ministry said.

The attacker struck in Tirin Kot, the capital of Oruzgan Province, a mountainous area where the government's authority is being contested by the Taliban. Oruzgan is the birthplace of Mullah Mohammad Omar, the founder of the Taliban movement.

This is ominous news, and not because of the location. Here's some context missing from the New York Times story quoted above. The BBC (yes, it uses a different spelling for the Taliban) explains:

The Taleban have changed tactics since facing foreign troops in open battles two years ago, says the BBC's Ian Pannell in Kabul.

The tactics of insurgents in Iraq are being duplicated, with more suicide bombings, roadside bombs and hit-and-run ambushes, our correspondent says.

Just another reason to rue the Bush regime's unjustified invasion of Iraq. Taliban fanatics were able to hone their killing skills by adopting a strategy perfected by other fanatics in Iraq. Once again, we're reminded of George W. Bush's most enduring legacy, his accidentally truth-telling words from 2004:

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

One could argue that the scary increase in suicide bombings in Afghanistan probably wouldn't be happening if not for the Bush-Cheney regime's vital contribution of spreading the "war on terror" to Iraq and thus giving fanatics the chance to think of new ways to commit suicide/homicide.

Meanwhile, in other business...

NO PARTICULAR ORDER:

N.Y. Times: 'Afghan Suicide Bomber Kills 18'

N.Y. Times: 'Bailouts for Bunglers' (Paul Krugman)

Question: what happens if you lose vast amounts of other people's money? Answer: you get a big gift from the federal government -- but the president says some very harsh things about you before forking over the cash.

Am I being unfair? I hope so. But right now that's what seems to be happening.

Just to be clear, I'm not talking about the Obama administration's plan to support jobs and output with a large, temporary rise in federal spending, which is very much the right thing to do. I'm talking, instead, about the administration's plans for a banking system rescue -- plans that are shaping up as a classic exercise in "lemon socialism": taxpayers bear the cost if things go wrong, but stockholders and executives get the benefits if things go right.

When I read recent remarks on financial policy by top Obama administration officials, I feel as if I've entered a time warp -- as if it's still 2005, Alan Greenspan is still the Maestro, and bankers are still heroes of capitalism.

N.Y. Post: 'DEMS PUSH RENT CONTROL'

N.Y. Times: 'A Month Free? Rents Are Falling Fast'

N.Y. Post: 'DAVE TURNS A BLIND EYE TO SNL JAB'

Wall Street Journal: 'Firms Getting U.S. Aid Face Strict Pay Curbs'

The White House is expected to impose tougher restrictions on executive compensation at firms that get substantial government aid, as part of an effort to improve public perception of the $700 billion financial bailout.

N.Y. Daily News: 'No joke -- I'll fire 23,000, Mike warns'

Digital Journalist: '"Dr. Strangelove and President Bush'

N.Y. Times: 'Gaza Notebook: The Bullets in My In-Box' (Ethan Bronner)

NewsBusters: 'Robert Gibbs, Reporters Laugh Off Fairness Doctrine Question' [SEE TRANSCRIPT or VIDEO]

N.Y. Post: 'OBAMA'S POLITICAL "PARTY"'

President Obama watched last night's Super Bowl with a few political pals - and a couple of foes.

Obama, a Steeler fan, had 11 Democrats and four Republicans over -- including Arizona Rep. Trent Franks, who once warned electing Obama would spark "dancing in the streets among the terrorists of the world."

N.Y. Times: 'Herbert Hoover Lives' (Frank Rich)

Here's a bottom line to keep you up at night: The economy is falling faster than Washington can get moving. President Obama says his stimulus plan will save or create four million jobs in two years. In the last four months of 2008 alone, employment fell by 1.9 million. Do the math....

What are Americans still buying? Big Macs, Campbell's soup, Hershey's chocolate and Spam -- the four food groups of the apocalypse.

N.Y. Times: 'Welfare Aid Not Growing as Economy Drops Off'

Wall Street Journal: 'Recession Gives Cobblers New Traction'

The shoe-repair industry has been given a new lease on life as Americans opt to repair shoes rather than replace them.

N.Y. Daily News: 'Brilliant student, pal cut down in stolen car crash'

N.Y. Times: 'Risks Are Vast in Revaluation of Assets'

As the Obama administration prepares its strategy to rescue the nation's banks by buying or guaranteeing troubled assets on their books, it confronts one central problem: How should they be valued?

Not just billions, but hundreds of billions of taxpayer dollars are at stake.

N.Y. Times: 'Israeli, Palestinian Attacks Batter Gaza Ceasefire'

N.Y. Post: 'PENSION TENSION'

Just when it started to look as if The New York Times Co. had found a way to dig itself out from under its massive debt load, the beleaguered newspaper company may be on the verge of getting knocked down again.

The cash-strapped publisher last week reported that its pension plan was facing a $625 million shortfall at the end of 2008, compared with a deficit of $48 million a year earlier....

More than $1 billion in debt is looming over the ad-starved company, which was forced to get a $250 million loan from Mexican billionaire Carlos Slim at a steep 14 percent interest rate, to put its stake in the Boston Red Sox up for sale and to negotiate the sale of part of its brand-new Eighth Avenue headquarters.

Now, the company is getting socked again by the financial crisis and subsequent market turmoil as it wreaks havoc on its pension plan. To be sure, the Times doesn't owe billions in retirement benefits like the Big Three automakers, but it's one of hundreds of US companies suffering from a severe pension squeeze.

N.Y. Times: 'Obama Promises Review Board for Bailout Program'

N.Y. Post: 'IN SURVIVAL MODE'

Last week was a painful one for magazines, as Condé Nast decided to shutter Domino and Readers Digest's parent laid off a chunk of its staff. While advertising pages are down across the board, there are a number of mags that are fighting for their survival.

N.Y. Times: 'Oil Below $41 as US Crude Workers May Strike'

N.Y. Daily News: 'Super Bowl XLIII is no quick fix for the economy' (Mike Lupica)

N.Y. Times: 'Spinach and Peanuts, With a Dash of Radiation'

N.Y. Post: 'DRUG DEAL BAD RX FOR JERSEY'

N.Y. Times: 'Justice Dept. Under Obama Is Preparing for Doctrinal Shift in Policies of Bush Years'

N.Y. Daily News: 'More than 100 killed in Kenya oil tanker explosion'

N.Y. Times: 'Rising Acidity Is Threatening Food Web of Oceans, Science Panel Says'

Wall Street Journal: 'Now Hiring: Lehman'

Lehman has become a hot source of work for finance professionals needed for the process of dissolving the firm.

N.Y. Post: 'BOFA DISSIDENTS SET SIGHTS ON CEO LEWIS'

A group of angry Bank of America shareholders plans to demand that Chairman and Chief Executive Officer Ken Lewis get the boot at the bank's upcoming annual meeting.

N.Y. Times: 'Phelps Apologizes for Marijuana Pipe Photo'

The Olympic swimming star Michael Phelps quickly acknowledged his poor judgment after a photograph showing him inhaling from a marijuana pipe was published Sunday in a British newspaper. Although his admission is unlikely to effect his swimming eligibility, it could affect the millions of dollars he has secured in endorsement deals....

Since his record-breaking performance in Beijing, Phelps has added Kellogg's, Mazda and Subway, among others, to an endorsement portfolio that already included Visa and AT&T. In a 60 Minutes interview that aired in December, Phelps's agent...said that Phelps could earn more than $100 million over his lifetime.

IPS: 'MEDIA-US: Gaza Coverage Echoed Govt Support of Israel'

<New Times (Phoenix): 'Senator Shocks Press: "%$#@ Like A Beast!"'

New Times (Phoenix): 'Leapin' Lizards'

Vos Iz Neias?: 'Assemblyman Hikind: More Victims Coming Forward In Former Russian Principal Case'

On his weekly radio show this just-past Motzoei Shabbos, Assemblyman Dov Hikind revealed that according to his information, [confirmed by VIN News] another victim has come forward with allegations that he was abused by the disgraced former principal of Elite High School of Brooklyn.

On the show, Mr. Hikind also discussed the accused principal's admission of guilt.

Most significantly, Hikind announced a major yom tefilah to be held on March 1, 2009 in front of the Borough Park "Y" on 48th Street to demonstrate a communal request for forgiveness from Hashem for not doing enough to protect our children from, and inform our community of, heinous crimes that have been occurring over the past decades in which we turned a blind eye to abuse victims.

Mr. Hikind said that he would continue his crusade, and said "those who are upset with what I do, I ask them: 'Take over what I do.' I even offered one of the biggest Chasidic institutions many months ago, when they were upset at my work, to take over--and I never heard back from them."


'The Madoff Scandal and the Future of American Jewry'

MADOFF WATCHFrom the conservative, Jewish-establishment magazine Commentary:

...Perhaps this will set off a war of scarcity between Jewish groups fighting over the money of those who are still giving, but the initial indications are that cooperation may prevail over chaos.

Representatives of thirty-five of the largest Jewish foundations in the country met in New York on December 23, 2008, to coordinate their responses to the crisis and agreed to offer millions of dollars in loans to not-for-profits victimized by Madoff--a heartening display of a community banding together in a time of crisis.

But the real problem facing specifically Jewish charitable organizations is not a scarcity of dollars to be spread among rival Jewish causes, but rather competition from secular groups that have also been injured by the economic crisis.

An assimilated Jewish donor who feels the charitable impulse but has fewer dollars to contribute might feel a greater sense of affinity and cause with an environmentalist group or an arts organization, and focus his reduced power on them instead. Just as the openness of American society has made it less likely for Jews to marry other Jews, so, too, it is less likely that Jews will give primarily to Jewish causes....

The long-term threat for Jewish philanthropy, then, isn't Bernard Madoff but rather the overall threat facing the larger Jewish community in the United States--what came to be known, nearly two decades ago, as the "continuity crisis."

When the 1990 National Jewish Population Study reported alarming rates of intermarriage, numbers that offered the terrifying prospect of the eventual withering away of the Jewish population in the United States, a debate began in the organized Jewish world about how to address the approaching demographic disaster.

Art Observed: 'Brandeis University considers closing Rose Museum due to losses from Madoff investments'

CBS: 'Double Trouble for Madoffs?: Brother Of Bernard Made Florida Real Estate Moves That Raise Questions About How Much Family Knew'
See [VIDEO]

Peter Madoff's role in the scam, if any, remains unclear. But timing of the homestead exemption requests raises questions as to who knew what and when....

CBS News has learned that [Bernard] Madoff and his brother, along with their wives, took steps two years ago -- around the time that federal regulators started probing Madoff's business activities -- that could help prevent their Florida homes from being taken away from them, something possible under Florida state law.

"Florida has very unique laws and has been described by some as a debtor's haven," said John Pankauski, a Florida estate attorney. "People who may want to protect their property will seek the protection of Florida laws."

Florida's "homestead" laws, which are unlike what any other state has, in part allow homeowners facing legal judgments (or other financial issues) to protect their primary residence fully -- keeping it out of the hands of potential creditors. One of the key steps in qualifying for the home-protection is seeking "homestead exemption," which provides homeowners with a tax break.

On May 10, 2001, Peter Madoff bought the home at 200 Algoma Road in Palm Beach, Fla., along with his wife Marion. Both were listed as owners at the time.

Five years later, on Nov. 8, 2006, Peter transferred the title to Marion making her the sole legal owner of the home....

ABC: 'The Imp in a Bottle: Ponzi/Madoff in a Broader Perspective: Ponzificating on Madoff, Pyramid Schemes and the Financial Crisis'

N.Y. Daily News: 'New York Post writer busted in bid to interview Bernard Madoff'

A bumbling New York Post reporter was busted Saturday after he tried to sweet-talk his way into Bernie Madoff's upper East Side penthouse, police said.

Josh Saul, 25, claimed to be a real-estate broker when he entered the Ponzi scheme swindler's building at 133 E. 64th St. around 1 p.m., police said. "He misrepresented himself," a police source said.

Saul was escorted upstairs by a doorman and was near the front door of the $50 billion scam artist's $7 million duplex when he was unmasked, cops said.

The hapless hack's weekend at Bernie's did not end with the exclusive interview he was angling for. Instead, he was arrested, charged with trespassing and issued a summons.

Saul, 25, of Greenwich Village, has been working at the Post for about a year. He is also the dubious star of a Web site that includes photos of him dancing in his underwear, chugging beer from a keg, wearing a woman's wig and balancing objects on his head.

Reached Saturday night, he referred all questions to his newspaper.

Post spokesman Howard Rubinstein declined to comment.

The fact-challenged tabloid quoted an anonymous source on Friday as saying that brokers have been invited by the trustee of Madoff's firm to assess the disgraced investor's apartment.

Z Magazine: 'Wall Street swindler inadvertently strikes powerful blows for social justice?'

N.Y. Times: 'Art at Brandeis'

Hard times force hard choices on everyone. But that does not require bad decisions too. At Brandeis University, President Jehuda Reinharz has made hard times worse by deciding to close the university's Rose Art Museum and sell off more than 6,000 works in its collection....

The Madoff scandal and its effects on some of Brandeis's major donors have made new fund-raising possibilities especially bleak.

Selling the university's art collection would help plug its financial gap, but it would create a gaping hole in Brandeis's mission and its reputation. It would default on one of the great collections of contemporary art in New England, one built early on with extraordinary artistic acumen. The core works were acquired by the museum's founding director from such young artists (at young artist prices) as Jasper Johns, Robert Rauschenberg, Roy Lichtenstein and Andy Warhol.


War of words: Turkish PM Erdogan storms out at Davos after Gaza row with Israel's Peres

Hot off the video wire: CNBC's report on Erdogan walking out on Davos debate

Veering off-topic from the global meltdown, Turkey's prime minister had his own meltdown today at Davos. See the CNBC video above and then read this BBC report, which captures only a bare hint of the full explosion:

Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan has stormed off the stage at the World Economic Forum in Davos after an argument with Israel's president.

Mr Erdogan clashed with Shimon Peres in a discussion on the recent fighting in the Gaza Strip, telling him: "You are killing people."

Mr Peres said Mr Erdogan would have done the same had rockets hit Istanbul.

Mr Erdogan accused the moderator of not allowing him to speak and said he did not think he would return to Davos.

He was cut off as he attempted to reply to a passionate defence of Israel's actions made by Mr Peres.

Turkey is one of the few Muslim countries to have dealings with Israel, but relations have been under strain since the Islamist-rooted AK Party was elected to power in 2002.

"I do not think I will be coming back to Davos after this because you do not let me speak," Mr Erdogan shouted before marching off the stage in front of Mr Peres, UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon and an elite audience of ministers and international officials.

From baseball to hardball: George Mitchell lands in Mideast to probe the deadliest beanball war -- Jews vs. Arabs

The Wall Street Journal, reporting from Davos, asks (gulp), "Is Capitalism, as We Know It, Dead?" PRESS CLIPS

Pumped up from his experience as chief investigator of steroids abuse in baseball, George Mitchell is now in for some really heavy lifting: the testosterone-laden, rage-filled Arab-Jew death dance in the Middle East.

No coincidence that Mitchell's arrival in the region as President Barack Obama's peacemaker was accompanied by a flareup of violence.

In the former Maine senator's baseball probe, few of the players would even talk to him, so he relied heavily on former Mets batboy Kirk Radomski.

This time, however, he'll be dealing with some people who throw serious heat — rocks, rockets, white phosphorus — and everybody will be talking all at once. Whether they'll listen to him is another thing.

But he has experience in cutting in on partners locked in death dances: Mitchell won praise a decade ago for helping to hammer out an accord in Northern Ireland.

If he has any success at all in the Middle East, Mitchell will get more than just a feather in his cap. He would indeed replace James G. Blaine in the history books as the plumed knight from Maine.

Meanwhile, in other business...

NO PARTICULAR ORDER:

Village Voice: 'What Cooked the World's Economy? It wasn't your overdue mortgage.' (James Lieber)

Time: 'Is California the State Closest to Economic Ruin?'

N.Y. Post: 'NY HOME$ IN RECORD PLUNGE'

Wall Street Journal: 'Unemployment Rises in Every State: Joblessness Is Worst Where Housing, Manufacturing Are in Trouble, but Spreading Fast'

N.Y. Post: 'AXED DAD SLAUGHTERS FAMILY'

Bloomberg: 'Pfizer's Wyeth Purchase Puts New Jersey Town's Jobs, Taxes, Deli in Peril'

Pfizer Inc.'s agreement to buy Wyeth has Main Street in Madison, New Jersey, toting up potential damage.

Time: 'The GOP Grapples with Obama's Charm Offensive'

N.Y. Daily News: 'Taxpayers' running tab on Yankee Stadium parkland'

Taxpayers will get socked for nearly $194 million to replace parkland gobbled up by the new Yankee Stadium - almost 70% more than first estimates.

N.Y. Post: 'LI "PONZI" BIG HIRED PRISON CHURCH CON'

N.Y. Times: 'Iranian Leader Demands U.S. Apology'

A day after President Obama struck a conciliatory tone toward Iran, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad urged Washington on Wednesday to apologize for its actions toward his country for the past 60 years and said it was unclear whether the new American administration was merely shifting tactics or wanted real change.

But, in a speech in the western city of Kermanshah, he did not explicitly rebuff the American president's gesture.

Time: 'How Al-Arabiya Got the Obama Interview'

N.Y. Post: 'FAULTY DOORS HAVE SUBWAYS OFF-TRACK'

N.Y. Daily News: 'Top execs still living like kings' (Juan Gonzalez)

How much longer will Congress use billions in public money to bail out the nation's biggest banks, then let the top executives remain in charge?

New Yorker: 'Ms. Kennedy Regrets: Why Caroline Kennedy dropped out'

N.Y. Times: 'Rove Subpoenaed on U.S. Attorneys'

N.Y. Post: 'SCHUMER: MOVE SEC TO NEW YORK'

Harper's: 'Weekly Review'

...Former vice president Dick Cheney attended the inauguration in a wheelchair, Senator Edward Kennedy had a seizure, Aretha Franklin's voice cracked, and Itzhak Perlman, Yo-Yo Ma, Gabriela Montero, and Anthony McGill performed with the aid of a backing track....

N.Y. Daily News: 'Blabbering Blagojevich turns to puppy talk'

Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich cranked up his Manhattan media blitz Tuesday as FBI tapes detailing alleged pay-to-play deals were featured at his impeachment trial back home.

Bloomberg: 'Bankruptcy Lawyers Seek $18.50 a Minute as Creditors' Recoveries Shrink'

Lawyers at Kirkland & Ellis LLP, home to former Whitewater prosecutor Ken Starr, are asking as much as $1,110 an hour for bankruptcy work while creditors are recovering less of their loans through company restructurings.

N.Y. Post: 'UNHAPPY MEAL: EXECS NOW DINING AT MCDONALD'S'

N.Y. Daily News: 'Blowfish testicles poison diners'

Wall Street Journal: 'Novartis Posts 70% Rise in Net'

...The company said it expects record results in 2009, but also warned that the market and economic environment is becoming increasingly challenging.

Novartis, based in Basel, also reported a small pipeline setback, saying it will file meningitis vaccine Menveo for approval for use in infants in 2011, which is later than planned. This comes after the U.S. Food and Drug Administration asked to test the vaccine on an additional 1,500 infants.

Bloomberg: 'Obama Broadband Plan Is Too Small, Has Too Many Conditions, Companies Say'

Wall Street Journal: 'Flare-Up Tests Mideast Truce as Mitchell Arrives'

Wall Street Journal: 'Medics Say They Were Blocked from Hard-Hit Gaza Village'

Bloomberg: 'Pakistani Crackdown on Mumbai Attack Suspects Leaves Imams Preaching Jihad'

Wall Street Journal: 'Illinois Senators Hear Blagojevich's Taped Conversations'

N.Y. Daily News: 'Times Square hotel tops list of dirtiest hotels in America'

The Hotel Carter was named the dirtiest hotel in America Tuesday by TripAdvisor.com, marking the third time in four years that the W. 43rd St. dump has topped the list.

Wall Street Journal: 'Barclays Chiefs Join Growing List of Davos No-Shows'

Two top executives from Barclays PLC of the U.K. became the latest prominent bankers to decide against going to global capitalism's big annual conference, as the financial crisis takes its toll on the major finance houses.

Bloomberg: 'Schwarzman Pledges "Wonderful Time" for Buyouts as Wealth Drops $7 Billion'

N.Y. Daily News: 'Defendant hurls human feces at jury'

Bloomberg: 'Olympic Bailout Puts Vancouver Taxpayers on Alert for a Montreal "Big Owe"'

The athletes' village rising in Vancouver for the 2010 Winter Olympics is casting a shadow over the city's finances.

Wall Street Journal: 'Davos: Is Capitalism, as We Know It, Dead?'

Bloomberg: 'TARP Bank Shares Index Losses Are Four Times the S&P 500's'

Since the U.S. Treasury began investing in banks through its Capital Purchase Program, a gauge of participating companies' share prices has lost four times as much as the Standard & Poor's 500 Index.

Bloomberg: 'Mack Tells Wife He May "Lose" Morgan Stanley Before Staking All on Brokers'

It was early September, and the Standard & Poor's 500 Index was down 15 percent for the year. The credit squeeze was grinding on. Deals were few. Morgan Stanley's John Mack, a chief executive officer who loves a prank, sent three of his deputies small, gray electronic blood pressure machines with Velcro wristbands....

Wall Street Journal: 'Bill Clinton Speech Fees Topped $4.7 Million in '08'

Wall Street Journal: 'High Priest of Sex and Suburbia'


'Gay vs. Madoff'

MADOFF WATCHTommy De Seno's Jersey Shore Blog offers a math lesson:

Brothers Lawrence and Kenneth Gay are facing a plea bargained sentence of 11 years in prison for stealing $13,000 from a poker game in Brick, New Jersey.

That's one year in jail for each $1,181.00 stolen.

By that math, Bernie Madoff, who stole $50 billion, should be sentenced to 43 million years in prison.

Wall Street Journal: 'Perjury Charges Being Considered: SEC Officials Believe Madoff Lied to Them During Past Examinations'

Securities Docket: 'Testimony of SEC's Linda Thomsen Before Senate Banking Committee (Madoff Matter)'

Bloomberg: 'Madoff Enablers Winked at Suspected Front-Running'

Wall Street Journal: 'In Echoes Of Madoff, Ponzi Cases Proliferate'

Rejecting Allah-like powers, Obama vows end to 'dictating' in Mideast

Al Jazeera's morning report, proving once again that it's ridiculous censorship for U.S. cable outlets to not carry the Arab world's most powerful news outlet. PRESS CLIPS

Dick Cheney's dream of an imperial vice presidency lording over all the world's oil fields is now officially dead.

President Barack Obama snuffed it out during his first formal interview on Arabic TV. He did it with Al-Arabiya, not Al Jazeera, but it's a stunning change from the bellicose Bush regime, as this excerpt from the AP proves:

"What I told [envoy George Mitchell] is start by listening, because all too often the United States starts by dictating," Obama told the interviewer.

The president reiterated the U.S. commitment to Israel as an ally and to its right to defend itself. But he suggested that both Israel and the Palestinians have hard choices to make.

"I do believe that the moment is ripe for both sides to realize that the path that they are on is one that is not going to result in prosperity and security for their people," he said, calling for a Palestinian state that is contiguous with internal freedom of movement and can trade with neighboring countries.

Obama also said that recent statements and messages issued by the al-Qaida terror network suggest they do not know how to deal with his new approach.

"They seem nervous," he told the interviewer. "What that tells me is that their ideas are bankrupt."

You mean not all Muslims are bomb-throwers? And you can blast the ones who are while still pressuring the ones who aren't? And you can even put pressure on Jews to start making nice? What an unusual thing for a U.S. president to say.

Slow on the uptake this morning was the New York Times, this country's version of Al Jazeera. Several hours after the rest of the world noted the Obama interview on Al-Arabiya, the Times makes it truly official with "Obama Interview Signals New Tone in Relations With Islam."

Now, if Obama's people could start working quietly behind the scenes to get U.S. media goniffs to start carrying Al Jazeera on their cable systems.

Then, he could actually do an interview on Al Jazeera, and most Americans could watch it.

While you're waiting for the cable guys, start clicking...

NO PARTICULAR ORDER:

N.Y. Times: 'Layoffs Spread to More Sectors of the Economy'

N.Y. Daily News: '"Stalker" grilled in slaying of Eddy Curry's ex'

A spurned boyfriend was being grilled in the brutal murders of Eddy Curry's ex-girlfriend and her infant daughter.

N.Y. Daily News: 'Firefighter blames memory-loss on "mind-altering" drugs'

A firefighter who survived the deadly Black Sunday blaze admitted taking a "mind-altering" drug before he got on the witness stand Monday and can't clearly remember what happened.

N.Y. Times: '"Crack Babies": The Epidemic That Wasn't'

Research suggests that the long-term effects on children exposed to cocaine before birth may be relatively small.

Wall Street Journal: 'Obama's EPA Move Likely to Spur Fight'

Obama opened the door to state-level regulation of greenhouse gases, setting up a long battle with industry.

Jewish Daily Forward: 'J Street's Disappearing Gaza Statement'

ABC: 'Obama Chooses Arab Network for First TV Interview'

The president expressed an intention to engage the Middle East immediately and his new envoy to the region, former Sen. George J. Mitchell, was expected to arrived in Egypt on Tuesday for a visit that will also take him to Israel, the West Bank, Jordan, Turkey and Saudi Arabia.

"My job to the Muslim world is to communicate that the Americans are not your enemy," Obama told the Saudi-owned, Dubai-based Al-Arabiya news channel.

Wall Street Journal: 'College Endowments Plunge'

N.Y. Times: 'In Midtown, the Return of a Barfly's Paradise'

N.Y. Post: 'OBAMA & CONGRESS BLAST CITI OVER JET'

N.Y. Times: 'At $235 Million, Bloomberg Was Biggest Giver in U.S.'

Wall Street Journal: 'Caterpillar to Cut 20,000 Jobs'

N.Y. Daily News: 'Blago: I considered Oprah for Senate'

Call it the Oprah defense. Embattled Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich, who is accused of peddling Barack Obama's Senate seat to the highest bidder, said this morning he considered selecting TV talkshow queen Oprah Winfrey for the post.

N.Y. Daily News: 'Commodities trader arrested after trying to start a fire inside 7 World Trade Center'

A boozed-up commodities broker with a penchant for fiery pranks tried to set the freight elevator on fire in a lower Manhattan skyscraper after trapping himself in it early Saturday, authorities said.

A still-loopy Ryan Brinkerhoff was laughing and grinning as he was led away in handcuffs hours after his 4:40 a.m. arrest outside 7 World Trade Center.

Wall Street Journal: 'Democrats Subpoena Rove, Testing Their Clout and Obama'

N.Y. Daily News: '"It's horrible ... I want out," Rikers guard held in beating cries from her jail cell'

N.Y. Post: 'CELL THIEVES RIDING RAILS'

N.Y. Times: 'Queens Man Dies in House Amid Disarray and Flames'

An elderly man died in a house fire in Queens on Monday night as firefighters battled flames and what they called cluttered, Collyers' Mansion conditions.

CityFile: 'Your Tax Dollars at Work: Citi's $50 Million Jet'

N.Y. Post: 'RACIST BRUTE PLEADS GUILTY'

N.Y. Daily News: 'Grifter claims NYPD officer paid him $5,000 to kill ex-wife'

Wall Street Journal: 'Afghan Guards Confound U.S. Forces'

Armed private security companies are proliferating in Afghanistan, presenting a challenge for American forces.

Jewish Daily Forward: '"Schmooz Me Timbers!": John Derbyshire's Jewish Pirate Lexicon'

N.Y. Post: 'CEO'S "$100" PAD IS A TOUGH SELL: FOES RIP LEHMAN BIG'S SNEAKY $14M ESTATE DEAL'

CityFile: 'Lower East Side: Now Featuring One Hotel Per Block'

N.Y. Post: 'SHUL BE SORRY, TORAH THIEF'


'Bernie Cheated at Golf, Conference Goers Say'

MADOFF WATCHFrom Clusterstock's Henry Blodget:

Handicaps have always been a bit of a racket, and Bernie Madoff appears to have capitalized on that.

N.Y. Post: 'CONGRESS TO GRILL SEC BIGS OVER MADOFF'

N.Y. Daily News: 'LI has its very own "Madoff," feds charge'

N.Y. Daily News: 'Celebrity side dish'

...Nora Ephron had the full house at the 92nd Street Y collapsed in giggles Wednesday night at the Huffington Post bloggers' panel hosted by Arianna Huffington, fresh from Washington. "I was thrilled that Bernard Madoff got bumped off the headlines with the appearance of Blagojevich [pronounced Bla-GOY-o-vich], because now we had someone with 'goy' in his name instead."

Financial Times (U.K.): 'Lawyers plan global action on Madoff'

Wall Street Journal: 'Madoff Questions Dog Santander's Botín'

The chairman of Banco Santander faced down critical shareholders and promised to unveil "magnificent" annual results next week.

Wall Street Journal: 'Madoff's Firm Lays Off Dozens'

Several dozen employees of Bernard Madoff's firm were laid off, including numerous traders from the firm's legitimate trading arm.

Jewish Daily Forward: 'Discussing Madoff'

When I mentioned to someone that I'd be attending the YIVO Institute for Jewish Research's January 15 panel discussion, "Madoff: A Jewish Reckoning," the snap retort was: "That momser! They should hang him like in the Wild West."

Blintzkrieg in Gaza; Madoff covers up family jewels

"Gaza medics in the line of fire," from Al Jazeera


PRESS CLIPSCongratulations to the New York Times. The word "war" made it into a front-page story this morning about Israel's war on Gaza.

Ethan Bronner's piece even sports the word in its headline: "Gaza War Role Is Political Lift for Ex-Premier."

As I noted yesterday, the Times has a particular problem calling a spade a spade in the Middle East. Witness one of its other war stories this morning, Steven Erlanger's "Rockets Fired From Lebanon Into Israel," which generally avoids the word "war" and features this lede:

Israel's conflict with Hamas in Gaza threatened to broaden on Thursday as at least three rockets were fired into the north of Israel from Lebanon.

Yeah, "conflict." Please. The pro-Israel New York Post has no problem calling this a war.

Even Israel's government is calling its bombardment of Gaza "Operation Cast Lead." Compare that with the B.S. euphemisms the U.S. is using in Iraq and Afghanistan: "Operation Iraqi Freedom and "Operation Enduring Freedom."

Look, if people don't want to call what's going on in Gaza a "war," I'll settle for "blintzkrieg."

There was a time, oh about 40 years ago, when the Jews of Israel were an underdog state with a sense of humor (especially among their American Jewish supporters) melded into their fight for survival. See this Time story from 1967, in the midst of what became known as the Six-Day War, that rounded up jokes about that "conflict" under the headline "Blintzkrieg" (supply your own ba-dum-pum rim shots after each line):

"It's unfair," said a U.A.R.[United Arab Republic] spokesman. "They have 2,300,000 Jews on their side. And we have none." He denied, however, that Egypt had asked the Russians for their 2,500,000 Jews. Soon after the war's start, Nasser made a brief guest appearance on the popular Cairo TV show, Where's My Line? Reports from the second day of fighting indicated that the Egyptians had destroyed four Jeeps, a kosher mobile kitchen and 14 air-conditioned Cadillacs. The Israelis claimed 400 MIGs and 24 flying carpets. Ralph Nader launched a campaign to provide Arab tanks with back-up lights.

The unstoppable Israeli thrust through the Sinai Desert quickly became known as the blintzkrieg. It was led by the crack regiment known as the Bagel Lancers. When Israeli troops reached the Suez Canal, they grabbed the lox. At one point in the campaign, an Arab division spotted a lone Israeli sniper on a sand dune. The commander dispatched three men to get him. When they did not return, he sent a dozen. None of them came back. So he finally sent an entire company. Two hours later, one blood-splattered Egyptian soldier crawled back. "It was an ambush," he explained. "There were two of them."

The Six-Day War was a turning point. Forty years later, the laughter has died out. Israel acts less and less like an underdog and more and more like an overlord, thanks to its decades of harsh occupation policies, and as many commentators in Israel have noted with anguish, the decades of acting like occupiers have coarsened Israeli society.

The Jewish state's grim throttling of Palestinians these days is pretty much unleavened by humor. Insanely orthodox. Humanism is also kosher, but you wouldn't know it these days.

Anyway, I'm still willing to be assaulted by a blintzkrieg. Make mine raspberry...

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Wall Street Journal: 'Citigroup, Senators in Talks to Let Judges Modify Mortgages'

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N.Y. Daily News: 'Hugo Chavez flips oil aid back on for Bronx poor'

New Yorker: 'Beware of Pity'

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New York: 'The Worst Movies of 2008'

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As the global downturn has intensified, Beijing is starting to keep more of its money at home, which could have painful effects for U.S. borrowers.

N.Y. Times: 'Obama Promises Bid to Overhaul Retiree Spending'

N.Y. Daily News: 'Homeowners get soaked by shoddy homes'

N.Y. Post: 'CRITICS LACE INTO BLOOMY'

This time, a picture was worth several dozen shoes. At least 150 pro-Palestinian New Yorkers rallied against Mayor Bloomberg for his recent trip to Israel and unfettered support of that country...

New Yorker: 'Homelands' (David Remnick)

N.Y. Post: 'GOTTI HIT OF "ACID": SON'S KILLER IN VAT'

Seeking Alpha: 'Aftershocks from the Satyam scandal' (via Bloomberg)

After admitting over $1B of value on its books was fictitious, Satyam (SAY) is dealing with the fallout, as are the accounting industry, investors and Indian markets. In frenzied premarket trading, Satyam shares lost 99.89% yesterday, plummeting from $9.35 to $0.01, and were halted before regular trading hours began.

New Yorker: 'Barney's Great Adventure: The most outspoken man in the House gets some real power.'

Wall Street Journal: 'Dell to Cut 1,900 Irish Jobs, Shift Operations to Poland'

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Dell is Ireland's second-largest employer, its biggest exporter and in recent years has contributed about 5% to the national gross domestic product. Economists warn that each Dell job underpins another four to five jobs in Ireland.

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N.Y. Daily News: 'New administrator blamed for faculty revolt at Bronx High School of Science'

N.Y. Post: 'NEW FERRY TO CONNECT BROOKLYN TO GOVERNOR'S ISLAND'

New York: 'Caroline's Quiet Rebound'

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MADOFF WATCHWall Street Journal: 'Madoff Is a "Danger," Argue Prosecutors'

N.Y. Post: 'FEDS WANT BERNIE IN CAN FOR CLAMMING UP'

N.Y. Times: 'UK Fraud Office Starts Madoff Investigation'

N.Y. Daily News: 'Chicago lawyer cursed by same name is Mad as hell'

N.Y. Times: 'Elderly Madoff Investors in Financial Trouble'

'Shoe intifada' vowed; we quake in our boots

PRESS CLIPS Now we have another chance to peer into the soul of terrorists, rebels, and other insurgents. Enraged at the alleged beating of the journalist who hurled at George W. Bush, a Muslim cleric in Iran has called for a "shoe intifada."

Still unconfirmed: The cleric promised martyr wannabes 72 pairs of new shoes.

No time to tell you more. A snowstorm's coming, and I need to leave for the city so I can stop at al-Payless before going to work.

So click on these ...

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The estranged wife of United Technologies Chairman George David says she has weekly expenses of $53,000 — more than what half the households in America earn annually and higher than the cost of attending an Ivy League school for a year.

Guardian (U.K.): 'Bush shoe protester has been beaten, Iraqi judge says'

The Iraqi journalist who threw his shoes at George Bush was beaten afterwards and had bruises on his face, the investigating judge in the case said today, as a senior cleric in Iran urged others to wage a "shoe intifada" against the US.

Guardian (U.K.): 'Surgeon finds foot in baby's brain'

N.Y. Post: 'Bubba of Arabia'

BBC: 'One in 10 Jobs Tied to Autos? Not so Fast'
Bailout Backers Claim 13 Million Jobs Rely on Auto Industry, but Economists Say It's 2 Million

Xinhua (China): 'Web site ordered to pay damages to China's first "virtual lynching" victim'

Center for Responsive Politics: 'Madoff and Company Spent Nearly $1 Million on Washington Influence'

The man behind a $50 billion Ponzi scheme that has roiled Wall Street and shaken up the nonprofit world was also a long-time contributor to Democrats,

Washington Post: 'The Confessor in Chief' (Dana Milbank)

Slowly, painfully, self-awareness has come to George W. Bush.

Telegraph (U.K.): 'DreamWorks "struggling": Everything Steven Spielberg touches usually turns to gold.'

N.Y. Post: 'CITY TRIPLE-CROWNED BY ANOTHER TAX HIKE: PROPERTY BOOST FOLLOWS WHACKS BY GOV, MTA'

New Yorkers got slammed yesterday by the third leg of a triple whammy — a 7 percent property-tax hike, approved by the City Council, that takes effect on New Year's Day.

Times (U.K.): 'Barack Obama lays into SEC for its lack of "adult supervision"'

Telegraph (U.K.): 'Increase in robots "could lead to lack of human contact"'

N.Y. Daily News: 'Records show Caroline Kennedy failed to cast her vote many times since 1988'

Telegraph (U.K.): 'Sandwiches cause woman to faint'

L.A. Times: 'Health providers' "conscience" rule to take effect'

The last-minute Bush administration declaration lets doctors, clinics, receptionists and others refuse to give care they find morally objectionable.

San Francisco Chronicle: 'Gay leaders angered by Obama's prayer pick'

N.Y. Daily News: 'Two ex-Lehman brokers among 4 hit in insider ring'

The feds busted a $4.8 million insider trading scheme involving two ex-Lehman Brothers brokers who funneled confidential tips through a Playboy Playmate, officials said Thursday.

Times (U.K.): 'It's dramatic! It's sensational! It's the Fed rescue'

Quantitative easing may not sound exciting, but it is as momentous as the Gettysburg Address or the D-Day landings.

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Wall Street Journal: 'Obama Keen to Regulate Finance'

Wall Street Journal: 'Clinton Reveals Donors'

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Fellow Arabs honor journalist's feat

PRESS CLIPS Shoe-throwing journalist Muntazer Al-Zaidi must feel as if he'd died and gone to suicide-bomber heaven. At least one of his fellow Arabs is offering him a woman who may or may not be a virgin.

Sure, it's only woman, not the 72 promised to martyrs, but he's alive and she's alive and, well, you know. And she's thrilled about it, as Reuters reports from Cairo:

An Egyptian man said on Wednesday he was offering his 20-year-old daughter in marriage to Iraqi journalist Muntazer al-Zaidi, who threw his shoes at U.S. President George W. Bush in Baghdad on Sunday,

The daughter, Amal Saad Gumaa, said she agreed with the idea. "This is something that would honor me. I would like to live in Iraq, especially if I were attached to this hero," she told Reuters by telephone.

Start unlacing, baby. But until marriage, no tongues.

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Reuters: 'Father offers daughter to shoe-thrower'

N.Y. Times: 'Obama Selects Evangelist for Invocation'

The inauguration role positions the Rev. Rick Warren to succeed Billy Graham as America's pre-eminent minister.

Wall Street Journal: 'Regulator Schapiro to Run SEC for Obama'

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Guardian (U.K.): 'Antisemites feast on Madoff misery'

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Instead of infiltrating breaks in the skin, HIV appears to attack normal, healthy genital tissue, U.S. researchers said on Tuesday in a study that offers new insight into how the AIDS virus spreads.

They said researchers had assumed the human immunodeficiency virus, or HIV, sought out beaks in the skin, such as a herpes sore, in order to gain access to immune system cells deeper in the tissue.

Some had even thought the normal lining of the vaginal tract offered a barrier to invasion by the virus during sexual intercourse.

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Washington Post: 'End of the Hedge Fund?' (Sebastian Mallaby)

... Because it is possible to commit undetected fraud, the industry will attract fraudsters; eventually, investors will realize that they can't tell the good guys from the bad and yank their money out. If this is going to happen, the Madoff scandal could be the catalyst, especially because it has hit at a time when hedge funds are in trouble for other reasons.

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Plastic explosive: P.C. police hunt down 'Osama bin Lego'

BrickArmsWhile real people are being blown up all over the world, religious leaders are taking up arms against little Lego terrorists.

The crusade against BrickArms's tiny terror toy is all the rage in the Brit tabloids. Naturally, one of Rupert Murdoch's papers, the Sun, has the best headline: "Osama bin Lego."

But no news outlet is as consistently droll as the Brit techie Register, which for this story blares:

"Lego terrorist threatens democracy: Religious leaders slam 'Toy Taliban'"

Religious leaders have united to express their dismay at a custom range of Lego figures — including a "Toy Taliban" armed to the teeth with C96 broomhandle Mauser pistol, AK Assault Rifle and M67 frag grenades.

The offending terrorist — made by US firm BrickArms — didn't much impress Mohammed Shaffiq, of Muslim organisation The Ramadhan Foundation, who slammed the toy as "absolutely disgusting".

He told the Sun: "It is glorifying terrorism — the makers should be ashamed. We should be coming together to unite against terrorism, but how is that possible when children are playing with toys like this?"

The Register story adds:

Parents who feel uneasy about their kids reenacting exciting moments in recent Afghan history might consider buying their offspring an SS major instead.

Everything is "disgusting" to Shaffiq. Remember those Danish cartoons? "Disgusting," Shaffiq said in March 2007. Or The Jewel of Medina? "I am disgusted at the novel," Shaffiq said in November 2008.

Meanwhile, BrickArms, a family business in Redmond, Washington, is molding plastic and young minds. Check out Will Chapman's charming history of his small company.

A Thousand and One Arabian Nightmares

Saudi King Abdullah's message of peace in NYC leaves his subjects back home in pieces.

King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia played New York City for a sucker yesterday with his homily about peace and mercy.

Even in a city that thrives on chutzpah, Abdullah's lovefest publicity stunt has no equal.

The king was so polite right from the start of his speech yesterday at the U.N. Peace Through Dialogue meeting:

"In the name of God, the Merciful, the Compassionate, Your Majesties, Highnesses, Excellencies, His Excellency the President of the General Assembly of the United Nations, Your Excellency the Secretary-General of the United Nations:

"Peace and the mercy and blessings of God be with you."

And now a word from the U.S. State Department's March 11, 2008, human-rights report on the peace and mercy during 2007 in the Saudi Arabia of King Abdullah:

• Violence against women and discrimination on the basis of gender, religion, sect, and ethnicity were common. Limitations on the rights of foreign workers remained a severe problem.

• [Ministry of Interior] officials were responsible for most alleged incidents of physical abuse and torture of prisoners, including beatings, lashings, and suspension from bars by handcuffs.

• During the year according to Human Rights Watch (HRW), the press reported 153 beheadings of individuals who were convicted of murder, narcotics-related offenses, and armed robbery, as well as of rape, sorcery and adultery.

Sorry, King Abdullah, were you saying something about "instruments to cause misery"?

"In the presence of this gathering of international leaders and representatives and members of the General Assembly — the conscience of the United Nations — and in front of the whole world, we state with a unified voice that religions through which Almighty God sought to bring happiness to mankind should not be turned into instruments to cause misery.

"Human beings were created as equals and partners on this planet; either they live together in peace and harmony, or they will inevitably be consumed by the flames of misunderstanding, malice and hatred."

No wonder it's so hot in Saudi Arabia. All those flames of misunderstanding. According to the State Department report on 2007 events:

• On May 23, religious police allegedly beat to death 28-year-old Suleiman al-Huraisi who was detained for the possession and sale of alcohol. After a three-month investigation, MOI officials charged two members of the religious police. On November 28, a court citing lack of evidence acquitted them.

• On June 1, a member of the religious police reportedly arrested Ahmad al-Bulawi in Tabuk on suspicion of being in "illegal seclusion" with an unrelated woman. An autopsy revealed he had been beaten on his face before dying at the religious police center. On July 30, the Tabuk General Investigation and Prosecution Authority ruled that the arresting authorities, members of the religious police and a security guard, were not guilty of any wrongdoing.

• During the week of August 5, a Bangladeshi man died in Medina while in the custody of the religious police. They arrested him for allegedly washing a car while he should have been attending prayers. The head of the religious police, Ibrahim al-Gaith, claimed that the man had fainted and that there were no signs of assault. At year's end the case was pending with the Shari'a court of Medina.

If washing your car is a sin punishable by death then I'll live forever. But that's another story. Sorry, King, I was preoccupied. What were you saying?

"Dear Friends: Throughout history, preoccupation with differences between the followers of religions and cultures has engendered intolerance, causing devastating wars and considerable bloodshed without any sound logical or ideological justification.

"It is high time for us to learn from the harsh lessons of the past and concur on the ethics and ideals in which we all believe. Matters on which we differ will be decided by our Omniscient Creator on the Day of Judgment.

"Every tragedy suffered in today’s world is ultimately a result of the abandonment of the paramount principle enunciated by all religions and cultures: The roots of all global crises can be found in human denial of the eternal principle of justice."

If there is an Allah, he'll remember for eternity this episode cited in the State Department report:

In March 2006 in Qatif, seven men found a woman and her male companion together in a car and gang-raped them both.

The perpetrators were sentenced to between eight months and five years in prison and between 80 and 1,000 lashes. The same court also sentenced the woman and her ex-boyfriend to 90 lashes for being unmarried and alone in a car with an unmarried person of the opposite sex at the time of the incident.

On November 14, after her lawyer requested a review of the case, the Higher Court of Justice sent the case back to the Qatif General Court which increased the woman's sentence from 90 lashes to 200 lashes and six months in prison and increased the perpetrators sentences to between two and nine years each.

The court also suspended her lawyer, Abdulrahman al-Lahem, for "insulting the Supreme Judicial Council and disobeying the rules and regulations," reportedly for his efforts to publicize the woman's case. The court confiscated al-Lahem's license and asked him to appear before a disciplinary session at the Judicial Investigation Department of the Ministry of Justice (MOJ).

On November 24, the MOJ issued a statement "clarifying" the role of the two victims who "exposed" themselves to the crime because of their behavior. The statement stated that because the victims were alone in the car, they had violated Shari'a and were thus liable for punishment. On December 17, King Abdullah pardoned both victims, citing his authority to overrule judgments not specifically prescribed by Islamic legal code.

Now that's what I call tolerance, King. Fill me in:

"Terrorism and criminality are the enemies of every religion and every civilization. They would not have appeared except for the absence of the principle of tolerance. The alienation and the sense of loss which affects the lives of many of or young, leading them to drugs and crime, became widespread due to the dissolution of family bonds that Almighty God intended to be firm and strong.

"Our dialogue, conducted in a constructive manner, should, by the grace of God, revive and reinstate these lofty ideals among peoples and nations. No doubt, God willing, this will constitute a glorious triumph of what is most noble over what is most evil in human beings and will grant mankind hope of a future in which justice, security and a decent life will prevail over injustice, fear and poverty."

The State Department report does agree, King Abdullah, that your minions are constantly searching for evil:

During [2007], the religious police harassed and detained citizens and foreigners of both sexes.

[In 2006, Saudi officials] received numerous complaints of beatings, humiliation, confiscation of personal property and unnecessary body searches and the use of coercion to sign confessions. . . .

The government and/or its agents did not commit any politically motivated killings; however, several individuals died after beatings that took place while in the custody of the Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice (CPVPV), also known as the religious police or Mutawwa'in. . . .

The government also punished persons for various offenses with amputations for theft, and lashings, including for alcohol-related offenses or for being alone in the company of an unrelated person of the opposite sex. In contrast to previous years, there were no reports of lashings in the women's prisons.

I cut you off, King Abdullah. Were you saying something about a hand?

"We will continue what we have commenced, extending our hand to all those advocating peace, justice and tolerance.

"In conclusion, I would like to remind all of you, and myself, of the words of the Holy Qur’an:

" 'O Mankind! We have created you from a single pair of a male and female, and made you into nations and tribes, so that ye may know each other. Very, the most honored of you in the sight of God is he who is the most righteous of you.' "

Or, self-righteous. Whatever.

Stop the presses! Jews, Arabs eat in the same general vicinity in NYC!

That's the best news from the Saudis' interfaith public-relations fest at the U.N.

bush-abdullah180.jpgIt was billed as a unique interfaith conference of religious leaders organized and hosted at the U.N. HQ in NYC by King Abdullah.

And it really wasn't — thanks to the very same King Abdullah.

You have to say, though, that the guy is touchy-feely. He's the Saudi monarch known for holding hands with a variety of world leaders while OK'ing the chopping off of sinners' hands in his own country.

Just to show you how bitter the Middle East is, it was big news at the U.N. conference that Jewish and Arab pols really did kinda share a meal, as the press reported today. But don't get your hopes up.

Well, raise them a little. The BBC reports:

Israeli President Shimon Peres and Arab leaders including King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia have attended the same dinner at the UN offices in New York.

The joint attendance is a first for the two leaders, whose countries lack diplomatic ties, but reports said there was no contact between the men.

They are attending a two-day UN meeting promoting dialogue on religion and culture, proposed by Saudi Arabia.

But wait a sec before you celebrate this gathering of Muslim, Jewish, and Christian clerics.

The sharp New York Times reporter Neil MacFarquhar wrote a good preview yesterday about the vaunted conference:

Saudi Arabia, which deploys a special police force to ensure that a narrow sect of Islam predominates in the kingdom, is sponsoring a discussion at the United Nations on religious tolerance starting Wednesday. . . .

But human rights groups are crying foul that Saudi Arabia is being given a platform to promote religious tolerance abroad while actively combating it at home.

"It’s like apartheid South Africa having a conference at the U.N. on racial harmony," said Ali al-Ahmed, a Shiite Muslim dissident from Saudi Arabia based in Washington.

And even a far more radical Muslim source agrees with that Shiite dissident. The London-based Palestinian-expat paper Al-Quds al-Arabi notes, according to the Middle East Times:

While some have praised the Saudi-sponsored interfaith conference to be held this week at the United Nations among world leaders, others have criticized this meeting as a public relations stunt by Saudi Arabia.

The kingdom's prominent scholars, including the grand mufti (the state's top religious authority), are not attending the conference; sources in New York told Al-Quds al-Arabi that the Saudi delegation includes only dozens of princes without any Muslim clerics.

King Abdullah is certainly not the first imperial schnook getting the royal treatment in the city — Uzbekistan's Islam Karimov chatted in Mayor Mike Bloomberg's office and laid a wreath at Ground Zero, and Dick Cheney was feted at the 2004 Republican National Convention.

And it's not as if the U.N. conference is the first ballyhooed bullshit meeting in the city. But right now it's the most interesting one — because of who's not there and who didn't actually eat at the same table and didn't talk with one another.

At Ninth and Broadway, on the other hand, Jews and Arabs really have been spotted ordering food from the same Halal vendor. And standing in the same line. And even talking with one another.

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