Oh No She Didn't!
Deneuve comes out wearing a rose brooch stabbed through with a sword, dangling some kind of blood-red thread. Fierce! Not since Bjork’s swan…Cue montage of foreign films. Foreign people Clive Owen and Cate Blanchett present the foreign film Oscar to The Lives of Others. Take that, Mexico! “I thank Germany and Bavaria for making this film possible.” Right on.
O snap! The silhouette acrobats just made Snakes on a Plane. All is forgiven.
George Clooney gives the award for Best Supporting Actress to – wait for it now – Jennifer Hudson. Look at her; she’s shocked, shocked! Aw, she’s totally losing it. Talking about her grandmother’s passion. We love her, even if she just called Bill Condon a genius. Uh oh, she didn’t thank Beyonce. It’s on!