New Hooker Says Eliot Spitzer Likes Kinky Sex: Post
Is it old home week for certain tabloid stories? After yesterday's news that the "Weekend at Bernie's" guys are going free (by the way—anyone catch the beginning of last night's Law & Order, our friends were "ripped from the headlines"), the Post drops a new bombshell: an exclusive on a second hooker who has dished on former Gov. Eliot Spitzer's proclivities.
This, of course, gives the paper the opportunity to splash "Kristen" all over the front page again with the headline "New hooker reveals Spitzer's kinky sex games." The trip down memory lane continues on page 9, where the Post shows the "HO NO!" cover again and another picture of Ashley Alexandra Dupre.
So, what's the new dirt? Because we really needed to know.
Hooker #2 tells investigators that Client-9 liked to do it with his socks on, just as GOP operative Roger Stone claimed in the beginning stages of Spitzergate. Apparently the "love guv" also "was fond of using sex toys to enhance his own pleasure." Sorry to ruin your morning coffee.
In related news, the Post also reports on the case against madam Kristin "Billie" Davis, which her lawyer says is a "beef-less indictment," since prosecutors have not revealed any of the dirt on her wealthy clients. Davis is currently being held on $2 million bail for charges that include money laundering and promoting prostitution.
And you thought we had put this behind us. What's the over/under that we get a paparazzi shot of Spitzer walking around the East Side with those dreadful sweatpants in the papers within the next week?