James Bond Endorses Barack Obama for James Bond

danielcraig.jpgThe current 007, Daniel Craig, is a British subject and so can only support U.S. candidates with witticisms. He tells Parade magazine that Barack Obama would make a better James Bond than John McCain :because -- if he’s true to his word -- he’d be willing to quite literally look the enemy in the eye and go toe-to-toe with them." Trust an effete limey, no matter how butch, to endorse negotiations without preconditions. McCain, Craig says, "because of his long service and experience, would probably be a better M... There is, come to think of it, a kind of Judi Dench quality to McCain.”

We really wish they'd asked him who would make the better Thor.

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