McCain Winning!!1! 8-3

mccainsmileright.jpgThe bobbleheads have called Kentucky for McCain and Vermont for Obama. That means McCain is ahead 8-3, and if the election gets rained out, McCain is our new President.

Update: MSNBC is downright weird. When Chris Matthews says South Carolina results are "too close to call," Eugene Robinson (a former Black Panther himself) laughingly asks, "Since when has South Carolina ever been too close to call? Usually you can call it the day before!" And get this: Joe Scarborough calls the Republican Party "totally out of touch" and Pat Buchanan says we may be "on the cusp of a new liberal era." The Anchoress is right -- it's a Holocaust, and Scarborough and Buchanan are Sonderkommando!

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