We don't understand this "Conservative Ladies Pretty in Mink
" slideshow of Ann Coulter, Mary Katherine Ham, and other winger chicks glammed out at ABC News. We can see why the Clare Booth Luce Policy Institute created the original calendar
-- true believers love hearkening-back to when, in the Institute's words, "women were a little more feminine, the men a little more charming -- and the world a little less politically correct"; we're just surprised they didn't show the ladies beating vagrants to death with pearl-handled canes. But for general audiences, rightwingers in luxury furs are like liberals dressed as hippies -- a living negative stereotype. Maybe that was the liberal media outlet's dastardly plan all along. Curse their evil genius! We still prefer Michelle Malkin (pictured) as a cheerleader
, though only with the sound off.