Rightwing Calendar Girls at ABC News an Obvious Liberal Plot

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• These aren't even the hottest rightwinger women out there--look at the <a href="http://www.thingstolookat.com/calendar/">Lovely Mistresses of George W. Bush</a> calendar for those. (Ann Coulter's too thin, and you can see the black hole behind her eyes where her soul used to be before she ate it to make room for more hate.)

• what_the_f*ck? imagine the Male pundit equivalent: "hey, Kristol, lose the shirt."

• How sad. A bunch of weasels wearing mink. This only proves how delusional and out of touch neocons have become.

• They definitely look better than the skanks on the left.

• <blockquote>we're just surprised they didn't show the ladies beating vagrants to death with pearl-handled canes.</blockquote> How else do you think vagrants are going to <strong>spread the wealth</strong> except through force of Obamunist Civil Disobedience Squads.

• The jealousy that exudes from all these lefties towards this issue is astounding. Here is a worthy cause where they use beautiful women in beautiful poses and that is just too much for them to deal with. Unfortunately for them, it is not some sleazy thing where their approved of and certified Liberal women sit around half or totally naked...that would be just fine. Maybe if they had used Andrea Dworkin, Susan Estrich, or Helen Thomas lounging around in swim wear, then they would have approved. Sorry, but the pundits on the Right versus the pundits on the Left argument is completely one-sided when it comes to comparing each sides' women. The Left most definitely loses, and sitting there commenting on Coulter or Malkin only demonstrates further the jealousy the Libs have concerning the fact that their female pundits all resemble something pulled out of a dog's throat.

• Coulter would probably kick all your asses. Liberal women have harry legs and arm pits. They take a bath once a week and they smell like hemp. As far as the Hollywood whores there's no telling what STD they have or what kind of dope their on. You guys are pathetic.

• Coulter would probably kick all your asses. Liberal women have harry legs and arm pits. They take a bath once a week and they smell like hemp. As far as the Hollywood whores there's no telling what STD they have or what kind of dope their on. You guys are pathetic.

• So what are we to make of the fact that only Ann and Claire are wearing their own minks, while the poseurs sport loaners?

• Oh dear, oh <i>dear</i>. This is like some sad little consolation prize for wingnuts: sure, they've been humiliated and marginalized--sauce for the goose, mofos!--but at least they have teh hawt chixxz0rz, amirite? They really should have gone with the paleo-Palin meme, though, and done themselves up in the best mall-photog glamour style: artfully-draped satin sheet, spackled-on makeup (OK, they got that part right, at least), and vaseline-smeared lens a la Guccione. I'd say that Rachel Maddow has them all beat, even sans makeup and avec Buddy Holly glasses, but that would be the equivalent of saying that the Atlantic holds more water than all the kiddie pools in Hoboken.

• Even razor sharper, CJ!! "Beaufiful conservative women"--and you're citing Coulter? Yipes. Regarding "all the left has": Please recall your talking points. "Hollywood" is leftwing. Ergo, Hollywood's women are (besides Hillary and Michelle) what else the left has to offer. Hollywood--I think--has been known to have a sizzling hot babe or two.

• Wow, Capital Cat. Such razor sharp commentary! So, what, exactly, is the problem with this calendar? Oh, wait, I know. Beautiful conservative women... when all the left has is Hil and Michelle.

• Any guy who would boink Ann Coulter is just too lazy to masturbate.

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